DIZZY ESS OF WILDERNESS

a very silly shakespearean sonnette

by dizzy ess of inverness

when dizzy ess of inverness invented
words like plicit, the cantanker and
the meese, he liked to think he was a latter
day george carlin, only half as smart
as brilliant george and only not allowed
to use the seven words which never are
exposed on television, only radio,
which is more open and suffice
to say, in mandalay, or hudson's bay,
the internet, both more profane, god's name
in vain, and quite unique, like laughing ass
off, rolling on the floor.  the door is open
for irregularities in syntax
and vocabulary at the inn.

AMEN

(c) izzy sommers, md
welland, canada
May 11, 2013