emily and brendon

EMILY & BRENDON

A Long Short Story Of Fiction Of The Chronicles Of A Family That Was Unusually Open About Relationships And The Quest For Happiness.  This Might Make A Nice Movie Or A Broadway Play Or An Allegorical Chapter Of A Modern Newer Testament.  I Think It Is An Entertaining Blog And Humorous In Places And Worthwhile Reading, Leisurely.  Thinking And Feeling Is Entirely Up To You, Dear Reader.

By Izzy Ess Of Happiness

Brendon Muscleman was only 54, divorced twice and twice betrayed.  Both his marriages were childless and loveless.  Each beautiful wife had chosen to just sleep around, it seems, with any new guy that ogled her.  He had lost a lot of money in the alimony settlements, but had retained a fair amount of cash.  He’d bought a small house by the seashore up in Hampton and met a divorced woman with three clever children.  He spent the evenings with the Jonas family, Emily, the mother, and Jason, Johnson and Kialegee, the three boys, ages ten to fourteen.  They were pleasant and exciting due to great Monopoly Games.

There was a little sex between our Brendon and our Emily, but it was quiet sex and Emily was hard to satisfy.  She often said that she was tired and said that it was OK if Brendon just penetrated her and had an ejaculation.  She never had an orgasm which made our Brendon feel inadequate but not so much that he refused to penetrate and leave a small deposit of his semen for his Emily, approximately once a fortnight.

What happened mainly was that the family would watch the movie on the television and Brendon would find comfort in the oversized stuffed sofa chair.  Emily would sit upon his lap and lift her skirt and show that she was bare below the waist.  The boys would sit in front of them transfixed by all the movies with an adult theme and even frontal nudity and sex.  Emily would wiggle when her Brendon would get an itch in his small manhood.  She would surreptitiously unzip his fly and let his masthead slip into her inner private parts.  In half an hour or so, our Brendon felt a stronger itch and just ejaculated inside of Emily, while she would watch the movie with her boys.  It wasn’t special but it was some sex for both of them which seemed to be enough.

Tonight the movie was about an alien who had plans to conquer all of Mankind and take over New York City.  Emily had bared her bottom and her Brendon had an itch.  He got his penis into Emily and then he fell asleep.  Emily stopped squeezing and our Brendon got quite soft.  She let his limpid organ just slip out and arose to make some coffee for herself and get some soda for her boys.  When the movie ended NYC was completely helpless.  The Jonas family just turned off the TV and went to bed.  Brendon had a dream about being fondled by an alien and awoke about 3:30 with a woody.  Emily was gone and he just masturbated.  He left so quietly that no one did awake to stop him.

Emily would have surprised her Brendon if he knew that she did feel some strong love to her Jason, Johnson and Kialegee, the three boys, ages eleven to fifteen.  As each son had matured, she talked to them about the love between some mothers and their sons.  They would gather in her room and drop whatever clothes that they had on, usually pajamas.  And, Emily would drop whatever clothes that she had on and lie upon the bed, her legs apart and ready for each son.  Lately, she would take all three together, one for her back door, another for her front door and the third for her quite luscious mouth.

Emily, in fact, was still a strikingly handsome woman with long and glamourous red hair, large breasts and lovely derriere and legs.  Her boys were everything to her as she lovingly massaged their young and eager manhoods.  They would tweak her nipples and rub her very pretty tiny wee-wee which would make it firm and throbbing.  Emily was thrilled when Jason started licking it and causing her to have some wonderful waves of pleasure starting from her private parts and spreading like a rainbow to her frontal lobes and occiput.  The other two, Kialegee and Johnson would lick her nipples and her derriere.  She would squeal and wiggle, wriggle and just grunt with pleasure as the boys controlled her writhing and her sexy lubricating.  All three boys would drink up all her juices and all three teenage manhoods would enlarge and throb, expectantly.  Her exciting sessions with her loving sons would last until the dawn when it was time to start their days.

Our Brendon was oblivious to why his Emily would look so wonderful each morning when he came for breakfast or a morning walk with Emily.  He did play baseball catch with all the boys and their quite handsome mother and would enjoy the time with them.  Often he would feel a stirring in his groin and wonder if he was a pedophile.  He felt no shame in it while never doing anything to express his physical attraction to Emily and her handsome teenage boys.  All five of them were quite athletic.  Jason could throw fastballs and Johnson could throw lobs in the air.  Sometimes they would play a mocking baseball game and run some imaginary bases and slide into them, spraying sand in all directions, eh?

Our Brendon was very much attracted to the teenage girls who would visit Emily and her three sons.  They would giggle, wiggle and laugh out loud with the baseball grand charade and go after flies and run the “bases,” enthusiastically.  Often they would be wearing skimpy bathing suits and their cute derrieres would dazzle everyone.  Their breasts were getting larger and would bounce for Brendon and the others, tantalizingly.

Our Brendon would particularly be excited by the crowd of friends that would watch a movie all together.  A full crowd would be Emily and himself, plus three sons and three teenage girls.  This evening it was Mary, Joyce and Jennifer, ages twelve to sixteen, all very pretty and enjoying buttered popcorn and the feelings they were getting from our Jason, Johnson, Kialegee, our Emily and Brendon, surreptitiously, of course.  They were apt to do some feeling of their own and Brendon was tremendously excited when Jennifer did grab his manhood and held on tightly underneath the great big blanket on the comfy chair almost for the duration of the first movie of the evening.

Underneath the blanket, Emily had made her derriere quite bare and managed to get Brendon’s big surprise inside of her.  She guessed that Jennifer had stimulated him and made his manhood extra big and strong and throbbing.  She was delighted as she felt some stirrings in her inner private parts that were unusual.  In fact, she had an orgasm which delighted both of them.  In fact, she had a series of good feelings during the big second feature, “Eyes Wide Shut,” the last of Stanley Kubrick’s masterpieces, starring Nicole Kidman and her mate, Tom Cruise.  The movie stirred up everyone and everyone got naked and crawled under the big blanket and piled on the comfy chair with Emily and Brendon being quite enjoined and being thrilled.  The teenage girls and boys worked out arrangements to be able to all fit on the comfy chair atop both Brendon and the loving Emily who seemed to be more loving as the movie did unfold.  Our Jennifer did manage to get close enough to Emily and Brendon to create a participating threesome for maximum enjoyment of the movie, buttered popcorn and the cornucopia of private parts.

Everyone had said that they were staying there for the whole night.  Underneath the blanket there was sharing of some body heat and body parts that was creative and exciting for the eight of them.  Everyone seemed enthusiastic about making sure that everybody’s body and their senses were being used, somehow.  There was writhing, moaning, wriggling, grunting and great lubrication by the females, all around.  The males where ever smiling as they expressed themselves with every sinew and every appendage underneath the comfort of the blanket and the comfy chair.  Everyone was naked undercover-wise and everyone was intimately having fun.  Except for potty breaks, all eight participants stayed until the dawn covered by the blanket and whatever body was available.

In the morning, Emily fed everyone with pancakes, bacon, coffee, juice and buttered, whole wheat toast.  Eight naked people at the kitchenette were quite a sight to see as everyone was happy and conversing intimately.  Some under-table groping was somewhat anti-climactic, but was enjoyable and laughable.  The showering and the dressing were quite sexy, all around and much appreciated.  Everyone was actively just soaping with élan and smiling all the while with all the soaking and the soaping.  Finding clothes for everyone was an adventure.  Emily supplied some from her closet for the girls whose evening’s clothes had somehow disappeared.

Everyone had noticed that our Brendon’s sexy apparatus was working overtime.  Jennifer and Emily worked overtime to take care of Brendon’s urgent needs, surreptitiously, and not so surreptitiously.  Brendon seemed to be excited by the derrieres of Emily and Jennifer and they seemed so excited to be servicing our Brendon.  The others would applaud and mockingly would yell, “Bravo Brendon!” in a sing-song chorus that would get a lot of laughter.  Jennifer and Emily would curtsy and perform a pirouette to show their derrieres and breasts to full advantage.  They would also Frenchy kiss to get a second round of clapping, hooting and foot-stomping.

When the teens went off to play outside, Emily attacked our Brendon and got his manhood to just stand up straight and throb.  She pushed him to the floor and put her private parts around his flagpole and she unfurled her charms upon him.  She bounced her breasts and buns, enthusiastically, and enjoyed a series of exciting spasms before our Brendon screamed and let his semen fly up into Emily’s hot and juicy honeypot.  Both of them where laughing heartily when Jennifer came back into the house just looking for some extra time with Brendon.  Emily said, smilingly, “I think I wore him out, my dear, but you are welcome to him if you can get him to stand up for you!”  Jennifer stripped off her clothes and did get Brendon all aroused, again, and had a ball with her young body with her very tight and stimulating and well-lubricated honeypot.  Emily applauded Jennifer and wished she had her teenage body back again.

Brendon was explosive and he thought that this was Heaven here on Earth, with such an Angel for a loving interlude and such an understanding beauty for a Goddess girlfriend.  Afterwards, he could hardly stand but managed for a three-way hug and Frenchy kisses with a three-way grabbing of all pretty, quivering and anticipating derrieres.  Naturally, Brendon’s manhood did come back to life.  And the Angel and the Goddess did avail themselves, in turn, and simultaneously, of his love for them.  Finally, they broke for coffee and a shower.  And, they got their clothes back on to join the others playing baseball in the sand.

At lunch, Emily prepared some great fried chicken, peas and carrots and some French fried yams, coffee, soda, juice and water.  Everyone seemed talkative.  Mary, Joyce and Jennifer, Jason, Johnson, Kialegee, our Emily and Brendon talked about their childhoods and what it meant to have a new great family.  Jennifer and Emily admitted that our Brendon looked like both their fathers, including their bold manhoods.  They said they used to watch their fathers taking showers and would wonder what it would be like to get that manhood deep inside of them.  Their fathers often slapped them on their derrieres the way a coach would slap his football players.  While that turned them on, they never did enjoy his manhood until they got to get their Brendon into them.

Brendon did admit he wished for children during both his loveless, childless, most unsatisfying marriages.  He said that all his fantasies were satisfied today and yesterday about having intimate relationships with Jennifer and Emily in the past few hours, last night and all this morning.  All three sons of Emily, our Jason, Johnson, Kialegee agreed that their own mother was so great because she taught them how to treat a women sexily and lovingly.  They were wondering if Emily would still be so attentive now that she had found her Brendon in a new and quite exciting way.  Emily did smile and say, “You will always be my special lovers, my Jason, Johnson and Kialegee.  Anytime that any of you, or all of you, or two of you do feel the need to take refresher pokes at me, you would be welcome!  Even if you want to do me right this moment, I will lovingly accommodate you, eh?  Brendon might become available to you if we ask him nicely to assist and teach you all a thing or two!”  All three boys did ask if they could bring along Mary, Joyce and Jennifer.  Mary, Joyce and Jennifer all smiled and said it would be quite OK with them.  Mary and Joyce did say that they were jealous of our Jennifer for getting all that special stuff from Brendon for they fantasized about a round with him and his great apparatus.  A session with the group, in toto, would be great, they said, while perhaps some private lessons from their Brendon could be arranged, if possible.  Emily and Brendon smiled and said, “Of course!”

After lunch and the washing of the dishes and the cleaning up by everyone, they all retired to watch the NFL on television.  Emily made popcorn and the comfy chair again attracted every naked one of them.  The big warm blanket covered up a lot of groping, once again, but Emily grabbed Brendon first and got enjoined before our Jennifer could make her move, eh?.  Jennifer did sublimate with Kialegee while Mary and our Joyce relaxed with Jason and our Johnson, naked and enjoined in a creative foursome.  All of them just fell asleep after the initial skirmishes, exhausted from the night before and the full morning of activities.

The naked group awoke before the second football game between the Bears and Forty-Niners.  Emily the consummated host was up and naked in the kitchen starting supper, a large beef roast with Idaho potatoes, yams and carrots, asparagus and little sausages with gherkins, olives and those pickled tiny onions.  She filled a bowl with pretzels and returned to the TV to find that Jennifer had grabbed her Brendon for a royal skewering.  Emily just smiled and did admire Jennifer’s lithe body and her other charms, her large young breasts and perky derriere.  Mary, Joyce and Johnson were still asleep and our Jason and our Kialegee were helping Jennifer by tweaking both her nipples and feeling up her derriere.  Jennifer was lubricating wildly and was wetting down her Brendon with torrents of her sexy juices pouring down his thighs, as she rode him like a bronco buster might have ridden some unbroken stallion.

Well Brendon was not broken and he impregnated Jennifer as well as having nailed his Emily with an active swimming sperm which hit an Emily cute egg and got it going to produce an embryo.  I cannot guess who got to Mary and our Joyce, but if it wasn’t Brendon, it was Johnson, Jason or our Kialegee.  Whoever, eh?  It was to be a happy family with four women pregnant and four men awaiting their new babies.  The males all hoped for little girls while the females wished for little boys.  Our Brendon did remember an anonymous old bar-room ditty and he wrote it out for everyone:

IN THE BEGINNING

So then, God made little girls

And He made them out of lace.

So He ran a little short

And He left a little space!

So when God made little boys

And He made them out of string.

Thus, He had a little left

And He left a little thing!

AMEN AND HALLELUJAH!

So Mary did beget a little girl named Jezebel while Joyce begot a little boy, named Kane.  Jennifer had twins, two boys, named Jack and Gypsy, who were handsomer than anyone.  Our Emily had twins, too; twin girls they were, named Jacqueline and Brenda Mae.  These two were contest winners from day one.  Our Brendon was so proud of his new family, he sang and danced the whole day long in celebration of their healthy births.  Cigars were not allowed but chocolate ice-cream was acceptable.  Our Jason, Johnson and our Kialegee were certain that it was their sperm that did the job so surreptitiously because of their own special surreptitious knowledge of some special female’s private parts.

Of course, just everyone partook of all the mother’s milk.  Brendon and his Emily were always baking oatmeal cookies with some raisins and some chocolate chips.  They went very nicely with the mother’s milk from Joyce and Mary, Emily and Jennifer.  It seemed like every hour some woman had her breasts exposed for her own offspring and for everyone that needed energy for making love.  And, making love abounded in this family as well as singing and Monopoly.  The jealousies that were around before were resolved by everyone and everyone just joined with everyone whenever there was urges, and, believe me, there were urges in abundance.  Baby care and feeding were the chief concerns of everyone but after that was satisfied, they had each other’s chests and derrieres to contemplate.  Our Brendon was in high demand while Emily accommodated everyone quite frequently.  Emily and Brendon made some dormers for the extra sleeping space and nurseries.  Even though there were assignments for each bedroom, the big comfy loveseat in the sitting room for television viewing was where most of the great interaction did occur, underneath the blanket or on top of it.  The women learned from Emily to keep their derrieres quite bare while on the comfy coach for maximizing loving interactions.  The men were ever ready, just like Brendon, to warm up to any derriere that was near and good to go!

In a dream, our Brendon was instructed by his Prime Creator to build an ark.  The dream recurred each night for two whole weeks.  Brendon was inspired to tell his family and they supported all his plans to build an ark.  All the adults at the house were appropriately quite involved in this huge project.  Brendon cleverly converted his old cottage to an ark by just turning it completely upside-down and sealing all the doors and windows.  He built some stabilizing riggers out from the small roof and found it floated easily and would hold the fourteen members of the family and some furnishings.  They dubbed it “Ark of Triumph!”  In a ceremony with a bottle of apple cider,  the final touch was the old blanket in the sitting room becoming both a cover and a sail for Ark of Triumph.

The ark was just completed when the television news did warn the coastal residents to get out and find some higher ground.  A killer storm was headed right for Hampstead and had winds of fierce destructive speed.  The fourteen folks abandoned their big cottage for the Ark of Triumph and were safely in it when the waves increased to twenty feet and the winds were blowing fiercely.  The ark did float.  Supplies put in were quite sufficient for a month or even more, if necessary.  And the mothers were all still squirting huge amounts of mother’s milk for everyone with all the cookies they had baked in anticipation of this possibility.  When the winds subsided they were out to sea and not a landmark could be seen.

A full week went by without a sighting.  A gull announced the nearness of some land and Emily and Jennifer did spot it first.  They were surprised that there was a huge crowd of people waving at them from the beach.  Then the helicopters came to guide them through the tricky underwater rocks.  The EMTs along the beach transported them to hospitals to get them checked for injuries and any other abnormalities, but everything was fine.  An envoy of some classy British limousines transported them to Windsor Castle where they were assigned to rooms and helped by butlers, valets and the chambermaids to get cleaned up and dressed in formal clothes for a big reception for the next whole day.

Our Brendon and his family were given films to watch which showed that his unusual great building of his Ark of Triumph had been monitored and televised around the world and that satellites had tracked their movements in the North Atlantic, drifting with the Gulf Stream toward Great Britain.  Some pictures showed the girls supplying mother’s milk to everyone and some showed intimate relationships amongst them all.  Other films showed all their bravery and adventurousness, resourcefulness and happiness as one great family.  Emily was very proud of everyone and made a lot of comments about how beautiful the women looked on television, naked, statuesque and full of mother’s milk.

At the official ceremonies, a Royal entourage led them proudly to the dining hall where the King and Queen of England were applauding them and saying how inspiring that they were to everyone who’d never seen such happiness and such survival great successes.  Everyone was knighted and made officially Lords and Ladies of the Realm.  They were offered rooms at a Royal guesthouse Castle for as long as they did wish before deciding where to live.  The land in Hampstead had been washed out and was now a Hampstead Bay of huge proportions.  They said that many countries had already offered to accommodate them, including France and Germany, Austria and Hungary, Belgium, Denmark, Iceland and New Zealand where the Government was quite prepared to donate a huge sheep concern to them.

The kudos and the prizes were heaped upon them by their hosts, the King and Queen.  They met the family including all the Princes and Princesses.  They had most fun with the grandsons, Prince Barry and Prince Willard who were most congenial and good-looking.  Mary and our Joyce contrived to pat their handsome derrieres which didn’t seem to faze the Princes very much.  In fact they did surreptitiously pat their asses, too, as well as the pretty derrieres of Emily and Jennifer, Brendon and Kialegee, Jason and our Johnson.  They quipped that they were thirsty for some mother’s milk and laughed as if they were making a big joke.  But, the women saw that it was serious and made arrangements for some milk and cookies for the Princes.

Brendon and his Emily expressed their gratitude to the Brits and Royal Family for their hospitality and their admiration, their kudos and their prizes which were substantial.  They said that they would have a family discussion and decide just exactly where they’d like to make a happy landing.  Later, Jennifer, Joyce, Mary and our Emily met privately with the two young princes for some milk and cookies while some youngish princesses met privately with Brendon, Jason, Johnson and Kialegee for some lessons on how to make a woman very happy and how to do reciprocation with expectations of some ecstasy for all participants.  Apparently, the pictures from the satellites had inspired the populace of younger folks and here the Royal younger folks could take a full advantage by their station.  The princes and the princesses were allowed to drop some silver and some gold as tokens of their royal great appreciation, eh?

Both Brendon and his Emily did choose a kind of cottage-mansion in Southampton which the royal family said was instantly available for their use.  It was not the castles that they liked but rather the old cottages along the sea which attracted all of them.  It reminded them of their lost old cottage in Hampton by the Sea.  Within a week, all had been arranged and fourteen displaced Americans were happily ensconced in a beautiful old summer mansion by Southampton in the south of England.  Citizenships were awarded to all of them with full benefits of the National Health Service and Social Security, Education and Welfare.  Brendon was able to access his accounts in NY as well as a huge insurance settlement regard his old cottage and Emily’s old cottage.  So, financially, the family was quite secure and well-funded.

Brendon and his Emily began to write a blog which was converted to a book which sold in USA and GB and eventually universally.  The royalties were quite substantial and there was pressure to continue writing blogs and converting them to kindles and hard copies.  The important thing was family, as Brendon and his Emily did emphasize and epitomize in all their actions.  What people seemed to like a lot was their amazing down-to-Earth advice and details that were intimate and personal.  Some critics seemed to want to scold them for the forbidden intimacy with siblings and parents but this was countered by the many readers who were understanding and had experienced some family relationships that were not usually acceptable but were, in fact, quite common.

What more is there to say?  This family did flourish and remained quite happy for many years, including the next generation of it, with grandchildren, great grandchildren and so on.  Sociology and Family Psychology was changing and the “Brendons” and the “Emilys” that came to light were seen to be progressive and modern rather than evil and destructive.  Some Christians even did come forward and pointed out that the genetic lines that produced Our Savior, Jesus, started with Sodom and Gomorrah and Lot and his two teenage daughters desperate to keep alive the spirit of the Jews.  As allegorical as this was, it was obvious that families did have their stories of consanguineous relationships and offspring that are abundant and important.  I would guess that it is much more common than anyone does realize.  When Freud began to write about his analytic stories, consanguinity was an important experience for most anxious young women and, even if it was only fantasized, it played an important part for most of them.  I don’t propose that I’m an expert and a thorough treatise on this subject was not the purpose of this fictional story.  So with that disclaimer I will state that this is

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

December 1, 2013