INSANE
SANTA
This Is An Evil Slant
On Santa Claus, Eh? Please Delete If It
Displeases You. Please Laugh If It
Amuses You. This Will Never Make It As A
Christmas Melody, But It Would Be Nice With The “Bald Mountain” Tone Poem Of
Modeste Muzorfski
By Izzy Ess Of Evilness
The insane Santa, the
dual personality behind the bright persona that is jolly, always laughing and
just giving out the gifts, is one who eats his reindeer if they disobey and,
instead of giving gifts, he robs the little kids of their own toys and keeps
them for himself and the quite sexy mistress that he has sequestered in his
private den in Hollywood, much warmer than the North Pole cabin that his wife
maintains, the dumpy woman who doesn’t turn him on at all. Au contraire, the dumpy Mrs. Claus is
prohibitive about just handing out her sexual favours to him while she does do
fondling of the female elves. So, Merry
Christmas everyone from Jolly Santa and Merry Pagan Celebrations of the Winter
Equinox from Evil Santa, and sequester a cute mistress in a warmer place than
the North Pole where you and she can walk around quite naked and diddle with
each other, frequently, and with some kinky stuff, at times. And, they both wish you some Ho-Ho-Ho, and
Hee-Hee-Hee, and Hoo-Hoo-Hah, eh?
AMEN
AND HALLELIJAH!
Seasons
Greetings,
Everyone!
THE
END
© Izzy Sommers, MD
Wetland, Kanata
December 12, 2013
Only 13 Days To Buy
Your Gifts And Only 14
Days To Give Them Back
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