sam stern

SAMANTHA STERN

This Is A Fictional, Allegorical Story Of One Woman’s Quest To Be The Matriarch Of A Population Which Would Become Israelis By Having Children By A Solomon, Or Two, Or More

By Izzy Ess De La Grande Vitesse

Samantha Stern almost always dreamt of being Queen of Sheba and having an affair with Solomon, King of the Jews.  She dreamt of getting pregnant and thus having babies that would be a different colour than the Jews of Palestine and the Negroes of North Africa.  She did awake in throes of ecstasy just pouring out her inner juices on the bed creating a big puddle for her dog, Shlepper, the German Shepherd, who was wont to licking her small wee-wee in the night and lapping up the puddles she created.  Sam had Jonathan, her boyfriend, who was less aggressive than her Shlepper.  Jon seemed much more interested in her dog than he was in her.  Our Jonathan was just dismissed one night and told to never come around, again.  Jon bought himself a furry puppy and was satisfied.

At Michael’s Bar and Bistro, Sam was hustled by a William Davis who grabbed her breasts and tweaked her nipples at the bar in front of everyone.  William said his middle name was Solomon.   Samantha got turned on and took William home to her apartment for the night but had to fight with Shlepper for the licking rights to her own wee-wee.  William did succeed, but not before our Shlepper got his licks in.  William had to push the dog aside quite forcefully to get his end into the hot-to-trot Samantha who started fantasizing about Solomon as soon as William Solomon succeeded in slipping in his large and hardened manhood and stimulating Sam’s already lubricating honeypot.  She became delirious with pleasure and squealed and grunted with delight.  Our Solomon made huge deposits of his semen right inside Samantha and began a pregnancy that Sam had always dreamt about.

In the morning, Bill excused himself to take a flight to Israel for business purposes and said he didn’t know when he’d return.  Samantha knew immediately that she was pregnant and didn’t care what William Solomon, the Davis, was doing in the Palestine of her own dreams.  William was a secret agent of Massad, the fighting force of Israel and they had planned to take back Palestine to vindicate the struggles of the Jews while under Solomon’s command.  Bill was gunned down by an ancient Persian from Iran and died immediately.  The Palestinians, with Russian weapons, were no match for the Massad with home-made Uzis but the Israelis were pushed back to Haifa and the Sea of Mediterranean.  The Americans did intercede and pushed right back but only to the Sea of Galilee, where Baghdad had a standing army waiting and quite ready to push back.

Samantha watched the CNN news coverage but didn’t realize that Bill was killed until they flashed his picture showing a big hole between his eyes.  Samantha was amazed that she felt nothing but remorse for having let Bill go the other night without informing him of his new state of fatherhood.  Nonetheless, her dream of having a new baby as the patriarch of a new nation was fulfilled.  As it turned out, the baby was a girl which made her matriarch of a new nation.  Sam was looking forward to the next phase of her dream of Matriarchy.  She started bringing back to her apartment a whole string of men to get her pregnant once again to try and breed a patriarch.  Not all the men were interested in her dream and some refrained from sex with her.  No matter, she succeeded once again and this time got herself a patriarch.

Samantha’s kith and kin did disapprove of her behaviour and they ostracized her.  Sam paid no attention but her cousin, Solomon was interested in her dream.  Solomon and Sam were happy to experiment with sexual behaviour for the purposes of history.  Sam showed Solomon, a teenager, how to get her turned on and receptive to hot sex.  Solomon was young and had a man-sized member, with which our Sam was very happy.  Sam and Sol spent hours together, enjoined and intertwined, and her German Shepherd had to find another dog with which to do his thing.  In the meantime, Sol and Sam were doing horizontal dances frequently and impregnating Sam became an easy task.  They succeeded in thus making ten cute healthy babies in just less than five whole years by having triplets and quadruplets.  In toto, Sam now had twelve matriarchs and patriarchs, in under eight whole years, and that was six of each.  As planned, our cousin Solomon then immigrated and attacked the Palestinians, to get enslaved.

Samantha made her plans to follow Solomon by joining a Kibbutz in Israel.  All her children joined the army at thirteen and some became Massad.  Some succeeded in a brokered freedom for their father, Solomon, who was happy to be just re-united with his darling, Sam.  They had a dozen more cute offspring before Sam did lose her uterus when it ruptured during delivery of their last child, a budding patriarch.  It didn’t stop our sexy Sam from entertaining Solomon and any other teenage man who wanted her.  She taught a lot of young men how to please young women and the older women who were interested.  Her reputation was becoming famous and she was always called upon to please the visitors and dignitaries of the area, including matriarchs and patriarchs.  She lived to be an hundred twenty and was still quite active, sexually.

Sam did not fulfill her dream exactly as she fantasized but did come close to pleasing every Solomon in Israel.

AMEN AND HALLELUJAH!

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

December, 2013