birmingham rabbi

BIRMINGHAM RABBI

I Love Limericks!

By Izzy Ess Of Helplessness

An ambitious young rabbi from Birmingham

Avoided the sixes and all curried ham;

He diddled Marie

A girl of Capri

And fathered a baby named Tom Silly Sam.

He wanted to emulate TV churches

Because they were wealthy and had some perches;

He wooed NBC

And started to see

How TV does lead to ugly besmirches.

Tom Silly could sing and was charismatic

Except when he was allergy asthmatic;

He’d capture the eye

Of our Princess Di

And drive off in her Bentley automatic.

Surprisingly our Silly was poetic;

His face was so easily sympathetic.

A beauty named Sue

Said she would be true

If he found her pretty sexy magnetic!

Sue lied about fidelity; she bent for

Kith and kin and everyone who always swore

They loved her truly

And were unruly

When they did chuck her after four, or before.

Silly Sam was thus betrayed and had no clue

Who was the baby’s father, blue and so true;

He did the DNA,

One day in may

And found it was his father who had her, too.

Marie was furious and ran away, eh?

She moved back to Capri and had her court day;

The rabbi paid

When he got laid,

And is a buzz in Hudson’s Bay, yet today.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Wetland, Kanata

November 14, 2013