sailor couple

TWO SPECIAL SAILORS

A Lengthy Ode Quite Suitable

For A Madrigal Or Jazzy Blues

By Izzy Ess De La Grande Vitesse

Two sailors in a submarine, one Mary

And the other James, enjoyed  a shore

Leave when the sub had surfaced and had docked

In Liverpool.  The both of them were dressed

In whites and looked alike and most who saw

Them thought they both were just young men.  Of course,

This gave them freedom to both use the same

Men’s washroom in a pub to drop their pants

And have a go at making love.  They’d tried

It on the sub but had not enjoyed it.

They thought that on the shore there might be more

Enjoyment but it turned out they were still

Not getting used to all of it.  They tried

It in the streets and parks and in the many

Restaurants and some motels but never

Did it feel just right.  The second week

Of leave, the friends decided to consult

A specialist.  He did examine both

Our Mary and our James and could find no

Defect or abnormality.  So he

Said, they should get dressed and just see if it

Was possible to do it in the office,

So the good Professor Oppenheimer

Might observe what they were doing wrong.

So they got dressed in their own clothes, their whites,

And showed Professor Oppenheimer how

They tried to get some pleasure from their sexual

Activities.  They lay upon

The desk and opened up their trouser tops.

James popped out his big manhood while our Mary

Opened wide her thighs.  James aimed his woody

At his lover’s private parts and pushed,

And pushed, but only got his weapon in

About an inch before he squirted all

His salty semen out upon her private

Parts without a lot of penetration.

The professor saw the problem and

He said, “Young lady, you still have your pantyhose

On.  Why don’t you remove them?”  “Do

I have to, sir?  It is the only thing

That makes me feminine amongst this crew

Of mainly manly men.  We all look quite

Alike with our clean whites.  My pantyhose

Does make me quite distinctly feminine!”

Professor O did say, “Well, Mary, if

You want to let your fellow push his manhood

In, you’ll have to check or chuck your pantyhose!”

“Could I still wear them if I had a slit

In front which opened for my Jimmy’s wee-wee?”

Our Professor Oppenheimer did

The slit with his own scissors and he said,

“It’s done!  Now let me see you try it now,

OK?”  “OK!” said Mary and she got

Back on the table and pulled her Jimmy to

Her.  He was ready and he shoved his manhood

In up to the hilt and Mary gasped.

“Whoopee!” screamed Mary and she had a thrill

As all the feelings that were pent up were

Released.  A happy ending for their leave

Was consummated and achieved with help

From our Professor Oppenheimer and

He waived the fee!  A very happy couple

Did return to duty on the sub.

Now they could make great love in every nook

And cranny, and they did, without a hook!

The Oppenheimer slit was perfect and

They didn’t need to show a wedding band.

Our Mary and our James smiled all the time!

This is the very ending with a rhyme.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Wetland, Kanata

11/11/13