skinny vs. pierre

SKINNY VS. PIERRE

A Fictional And Allegorical

And Lyrical Account Of The

Nine-Ball World Championship

And Of The Bold Professor

Who Was Writing It As Novelette

For Fun And Profit In The

New World Of Psychology

By Izzy Ess De La Grande Finesse

“When Alabama Skinny Mandelbaum took on Pierre le Shark, the audience at the Casino del Royale was full of spectators who heard this would be a bloody battle and were looking forward to a bloody match.

“The preliminary matches were outstanding and they featured the two best women in the world, Ms. Suzy Watanabe of Kyoto, in Japan, and Ms. Mary Cunningham of London, in Great Britain.  Both ladies were quite statuesque and dressed in very tight black lacy dresses with décolleté galore.  They also had some slits up their black skirts which showed the audience a lot of pulchritudinous long legs.  When the women did lean over to complete their startling shots, their breasts were practically popped out upon the table and the audience did hold their breaths in great appreciation for the show of skin and some dark brown nipple peeking out.  Ms. Watanabe had such long black hair, it tumbled onto her small shoulders and was extremely sexy.  Ms. Cunningham with bright red wavy hair was glamourous and when she bent her body on the table to just line up her expert shot, not only did she show a lot of breast and just a bit of dark brown nipple, but also she revealed she wasn’t wearing any underwear.  The sharp observers in the audience did notice that Ms. Watanabe also wore no underwear while her exposure of her beautiful pert derriere, was much more subtle and mysterious.  At the end, when Suzy sank the winning nine ball, she did jump for glee and practically jumped right out of her tight dress, but she recovered artfully and kept herself from being so completely nude.  The ladies hugged like Lesbians who loved each other and did give the fans a thrill by feeling up each other, just right there and then.  Some thunderous applause did follow which engendered two great encores for the men and women who were there.

“There was an hour for the men to take the stage and put on their show.  Our Skinny wasn’t skinny; he was tall and muscular and menacing.  Pierre was even bigger, as he was a lumberjack in Canada, in the woods of old Quebec.  He was very muscular and very menacing and towered over skinny by a good four inches.  He had a black moustache and looked like the legendary Bunyan of the big, blue ox, named Babe.  Skinny scowled and shook Pierre’s hand with as much strength as he could muster, not admitting that his hand was crushed by big Pierre’s.  Luckily, there were no fractures and his handling of his cue was unaffected.  The lagging was just barely won by Skinny so he could begin and take advantage, if he just continued winning with his racks.  Indeed, he ran the rack and won quite handily by sinking the last nine ball with a single bank shot into the side.  Pierre stood up to make our Skinny nervous, but it didn’t work.  Our Skinny’s hand and eye were very steady.  Pierre did make his rack with a very short game where he made the nine with a combination with the three, right off the bat.  Skinny made his rack with clever planning and Pierre did follow with, again, a combination shot with his three.  The atmosphere was getting tense as each man made his rack.  Pierre went through his nine balls handily while Skinny had to make some tricky shots to get his nine ball in.

“The score was twelve to twelve as neither man made a mistake.  The ladies came out to observe and it was obvious that Suzy was a Skinny fan while Mary favoured her Pierre.  It had been rumoured that these couples were involved in love affairs.  What no one knew was that the foursome did like foursomes!  Both women flashed their ample breasts and their private parts and derrieres.  The couples in the audience were so excited there was surreptitious sex in several sections.  Some participants had hardly known each other, in some cases, and the romance was so thick, it could be cut, with a dull knife.  Certainly some feeling up abounded all throughout the auditorium.  There started grunting and some squealing.  The director, Herbert Johnson, wisely, turned the lights down and turned up the music by Ravel, “Bolero,” with a sexy rhythm which featured some crescendo tendencies.”

Professor Chiam Weissenstein was sitting naked in the dark of his luxurious apartment condominium dreaming of a nine-ball match in a casino with two manly men and two sexy women.  His own wife, Belinda Lou, more than eight months pregnant and uncomfortable, was asleep in bed, just lying on her side and snoring lightly.  He could hear the gentle snoring as he typed on his computer, a Toshiba Lap-top, 1300, with a Windows Seven Operating System, which he liked, a lot.  On her knees in front of him was Miriam Bea Schwarz, the leading student in his class, Psychology for Lovers, using Brandon’s text, “The Psychology of Romantic Love,” written while he had a sex affair with the Ayn Rand of the novel and the movie, “Fountainhead.”  Our Miriam was practicing fallatio with her Professor Chiam while he typed his little novelette.  Miriam was plump and had tremendous breasts and a big derriere which was inviting to all comers.  His student, Miriam was very good and thrills of feelings surged through the Professor as he conjured up his nine-ball match and all the sex surrounding it.

Miriam had asked for special tutoring and the Professor had accepted her for evenings all this month while his wife was too uncomfortable for the sex that he demanded.

Miriam learned quickly and she had no mate to practice on, so our Professor Chiam said, “Why don’t you practice on me, my dear and I will mark your progress as a 10% of your whole total mark for all this year, eh?”  Miriam was willing and enthusiastic and was promised some instruction by the knowledgeable expert on “Approaches to the Derriere for Satisfaction,” the third phase of her exciting class.  Everything was being filmed as part of the new methods for the University’s new Department of Photography.  Close review of all the films did count toward her total marks.

Professor Chiam had to stop his typing as he felt his penis start to throb.  He clenched closed his eyes and let it go, a grand deposit of his semen deep into his student’s throat.  He gasped with pleasure as he had a wonderful orgasm and he held on tight to Miriam’s head to keep her quite impaled.  She grunted as she had the twelfth of her great orgasms and a big one as her professor Chiam filled her throat with semen.  She swallowed hard and fast to take down every drop and started smiling as she saw her own professor close his eyes and squeal with pleasure.  She grabbed his balls and massaged them to enhance his feelings, a technique that he had taught her just the other night.  Her huge breasts heaved as she breathed excitedly and thought she’d scored a higher mark than usual.

Professor Chiam did confirm his student’s feelings and winked at her and said, “Bravo, Miriam, that was a definite A+ and I will record it, just as soon as I can find my work book.  In the meantime, would you like to start some work on your own derriere to make some extra marks for the next phase of your instructions?”  Miriam stood up and smiled and hugged her own professor tenderly.  She said, “Of course, I would.  I’ve been looking forward to be using my great derriere since I’ve been reading your instruction booklet on the subject, eh?  Please tell me what to do and how to make a start with approaching my own derriere.”

Miriam just turned around to nicely give the professor a great view of her tremendous derriere.  The professor fetched his Polaroid and took a dozen pictures including one with Miriam just clutching both her butt cheeks and pulling them away from her anatomy so Chiam could get close-ups of her private parts.  The teacher and his student did review the photos and made comments on the features of her derriere.  He also took her by the hand and led her to his own wife’s spreading derriere to make comparisons.  They both knelt by the bedside and the professor gently spread his own wife’s cheeks to show his student what his wife’s anatomy was like.  He made note of her great swollen lower lips because of her impending termination of her term for pregnancy, this month.  Belinda Lou stirred in her sleep and farted.  The professor did explain the farting as a part of the great pressure by her swollen uterus on her own rectum and her sigmoid colon.  Miriam did make a mental note to write this in her workbook later on.  They both stood up and walked into the living room where they had started with fallatio this evening.

Professor Chiam led his Miriam to his big coach and asked her to bend over the huge head rest.  This presented Miriam’s plump derriere to great advantage and the professor pointed here and there to give instructions to her.  Still naked and with growing manhood, Chiam, leaned on her derriere and showed his student how his penis naturally pointed right at her vagina.  Miriam took more mental notes and spread her cheeks with her both hands.  This allowed the cool professor to push forward deep in side of his own student and was satisfied that she was satisfied about how beautifully he did fit inside of her.  Miriam confirmed that she was very comfortable with her handsome teacher deep inside of her.  She started lubricating with a rush of fluid some of which ran down her thighs.  Chiam commented that this was just indicative of a great fit and a great feeling of some intimacy that had been achieved, and Miriam just made further mental notes as she started grunting and just gasping in intense excitement with her intimacy.  The professor started pumping like a Chevy piston and she could feel her tingling inside with enthusiasm.  He could feel her spasms too and gave instructions to squeeze down on his enlarging manhood.  Miriam complied and was rewarded with some greater feelings that she’d ever had.

The student and her teacher both exploded with some very loud squealing and grunting by the both of them.  The professor hung on tightly to her mighty hips and the student gripped the cushions of the sofa.  The professor got his arms around her plumpness and grabbed her very large and heaving breasts with pointy, hardened nipples and he squeezed.  Miriam’s already pleasurable feelings were enhanced and she made these observations to her enthusiastic teacher as he climaxed with a super bang.

Belinda Lou had awoken with the squealing and the screaming and the grunting and she came into her own living room to check her great suspicions that her own husband had been poking his own student in her own nice condominium.  She watched with interest how her husband gave instructions to his student and she realized that Miriam, whom she had met initially would be graded on her overall and specific performance of the sex act.  Despite her self, Belinda Lou became excited and felt the need for some relief.  She grabbed her husband by the shoulder and she pulled him out of Miriam.  Then she turned out Miriam completely over and she lay her down on her big fluffy couch.  With surprising great agility, she kneeled beside the students head and presented her with her own swollen private parts for Miriam to lick her and take her greatly enlarged clitoris in her mouth and tongue it.  The professor watched with interest and said. “Miriam, my dear, this is advanced work in your course and you are lucky to be thus presented with an opportunity to earn some great marks for your next term in my class of Lesbian activities.  Just relax and put your mouth around as much of her big private parts as you can manage and use your tongue to lick her eager clitoris and both the insides of her swollen lower lips, OK?  That looks good, my dear.  I’m sure you’ve earned another A+ just tonight, a night where you have eagerly and quickly learned some interesting things about romance and sex with men and women, eh?”

As Miriam’s great mouth was thus engaged, she could not really fully express her sincere appreciation for these special lessons, but she was sure she was impressing her professor with her eagerness and aptitude, her willingness and attitude.  A warm and pleasant feeling overwhelmed her, aided and abetted by her professor’s fingering of her enthusiastic clitoris and his re-insertion of his bigger manhood deep inside of her.  His Chevy piston action made her so excited she just squealed and squealed until Belinda Lou dismounted her and presented her great derriere to her own husband for a poke or two that night.  She started labour pains and was so grateful that her water broke and she just drenched her fluffy couch with all her amniotic gushing.  The threesome started laughing as they got prepared to take Belinda Lou to the Cedars Hospital for her delivery.  All of them dressed quickly and grabbed the suitcase that Belina Lou had prepared beforehand and left in Chiam’s Chevy for the hospital.  Our Miriam was certain she was in for many extra credits as she was assisting with Belinda Lou.  And, she was gratified to learn that an A+ was assured to her for that semester and for probably the next two great semesters for which she had enrolled with Professor Chiam and his class of the Romance of Sexuality.

Relationships between students and their teachers was usually just frowned upon by everyone at every University, but Miriam and Chiam were getting very close to breaking all the rules of ethics all by themselves.  They disregarded all the rules and settled into mutual great admiration for the derriere and in particular the derrieres of both Chiam and his Miriam.  They began discussing how their childhoods were just featured by perfectionism and a tendency for both their parents to just spank them on their bared posteriors whenever any minor breaking of the household rules and regulations did occur.  They laughed as they recalled the strangely warmed up derrieres and how it made them get excited even as their parents did admonish them for sexual excitement.  They recalled that both of them had suffered constipation and that both their parents had administer deep enemas to solve this constipation problem and how excited that did make them feel.  Before Belinda Lou and her new healthy baby girl were released to go home, Miriam and Chiam did explore the enemas that Chiam kept in his own closet for his use at times when he felt the need for extra comfort.  They gave each other deep and cleansing enemas that were exceptionally quite exciting and often led to carnal knowledge that the two of them did crave, the professor as a teacher and his Miriam as an enthusiastic student.  Full instructions on the techniques of anal intercourse was carried out, including Miriam’s exciting use of a vibrating rubber penis for use on her Professor as a special point of teaching.  “In, and up, the backdoor,” did become a prominent exciting feature of their intercourse and Miriam, of course, earned so many A+’s that she was assured of obtaining all her honours’ credits, before she graduated.  In fact, she and her professor planned for her to get her masters and her doctorate by exploring derrieres and sex in history and in the present social settings.

The Ancient Greeks, of course, were famous for their anal sex with the famous Greek philosophers and their quite little, little boys, which engendered the old phrase, ”Why don’t we do it in the Greek Way, tonight, my darling lover?” for all heterosexuals and homosexuals and bi’s.  this historical instruction did become a part of yet another series of top marks for Miriam, who practiced with her lover, Chiam, day and night, and even after Belinda Lou was back in her own condominium.  Gradually, Miriam, Belinda Lou and Chiam formed a loving threesome and the new little boy of the family was gently spanked so often that he loved it, coming, as it were, from all three adults in his environment.  His little tush was so frequently just reddened and set atingle, day and night.  Belinda Lou became a convert to the Greek Way of making love and loved it thoroughly.  Besides, it did so obviate the fear of pregnancy.

Miriam felt so comfortable with her professor and his wife and new child that she felt like a real sister of both Belinda Lou, and an aunt to the new baby, Morris.

The head of his Department did get wind of this bizarre relationship between a student and one of his professors that he had to fire our Chiam.  Our Chiam didn’t mind because his successes with his writing was really paying off.  Morris, Chiam. Belinda Lou and Miriam, lived happily together, while both the ladies derrieres became quite large and quite attractive to the males of their own family.  Chiam easily could service both his plumping women while they could service him with enemas and that devilish rubber penile dildo that did vibrate quite enthusiastically with a recharging battery.

“The entire audience and the director and the foursome of the nine-ball champions all undressed completely and did make their piles of people on the pool tables and started pumping like a Chevy all so enthusiastically.  The TV cameras were turned off and all photographers were soon ejected unless they were completely naked and had taken all their film and cartridges right out of their own cameras.  The derriere action was tremendous and led by Mary and her intimate associate, the lovely Suzy.  The dildoes were produce and used with great effect upon the men, especially, Skinny and Pierre.”

The Spirits of old Plato, Aristotle, old Hippocrates, Euclid and Pythagoras, Xerxes, Kosmos, Kronos, Hermaphroditi, Thermos and Helena, and all the others, just were hanging out and enjoying what they had wrought, so many years ago.  All had stunning derrieres and showed them off to great advantage to each other and to everyone who was just having lots of fun and intercourse.  All just spanked each other playfully and checked to see if their back doors were clean and ready for some action.  A hundred rubber penises were made available with batteries so they would vibrate, stimulate and titillate.  The sounds of grunting, squealing and just lubricating did congeal to make a symphony of sexual activity and spiritual calm and also great excitement.  A cacophony was never present.

“Skinny, Mary, Suzy and Pierre slinked off to their hotel inside the new Casino, Hilton Extraordinaire, and spent three weeks just playing pocket pool and ‘Look What I Found Under You Know Who!’  The blunt end of their pool cues served to serve up all the boys and girls and spanking was a de rigeur.  These gladiators filmed the whole affair and it was published on the social media and went viral, instantly!”

Professor Chiam was enjoined with Jennifer, his newest recruit for his classes on creative writing that he started at a local College, “Compulsive College of Newer Worlds,” while he finished off his newest novelette.  Belinda Lou and Miriam cupped both his buns and helped him with the Chevy piston action that excited Jennifer so much she had another twelve great spasms of her inner private parts before our good Professor made a deep deposit in her new, improved back door.  Morris Minor slapped his derriere as if he were on a horse just galloping to Paradise.

AMEN AND HALLELUJAH!

THE END

© Izzy Sommers, MD

Professor Come Emeritus

Of Sexology,

Of Religion,

Of Great Politics,

And Of The Latest

Family Psychologies

November 18, 2013