Sunday, 17 November 2013

Magic Tent


MARIE MCPHEE
AND MAGIC

A Fictional Tale Of Tail
With Some Magical Moments,
Repeatedly.  A True Cyclic
Phenomenon Is Demonstrated
And Described For A Very
Common Marital Feeling

By Izzy Ess Of Happiness


Be still my jealous heart, the babe is taken by a cool and psychopathic cat who’s into Jazz and Blues.  He’s young and tall and so good-looking that the other babes in this apartment house give him those duplicated keys that open all their doors.  I figure that he could have a night of wonderment and sexual activity that would attention be to anyone that emulates Don Juan or his old namesake, Casanova, eh?  The babe in question is Marie McPhee who is a beautiful example of a Venus here on Earth.  She is so statuesque that she stands still on purpose so that every man in this apartment can just gaze upon her pulchritude and have those fantasies that all the men have when they are married, like in the movie called, “The Itch Of Seven Years,” or something similar, which starred Ms. M. Monroe and Tomcat Ewer, Pitcher of the Woo.

Before Ms. M. McPhee was taken, she was taken to just visit all the men in my apartment and making them quite happy with her lullabies and comfort blankets, eh?  One night she came to my apartment and she demonstrated how to make a tent with my own comforter.  She made me lie down naked on my floor and use my comforter to cover all my body, and then she did a striptease and my manhood swelled and stood up straight and made a tent with my own comforter.  Then she joined me in my tent and did ensure that I was happy by singing me a lullaby while sitting on my tent pole and just lubricating it with her own special hot and juicy lubricant from her own honeypot.  It was quite a night that she repeated several times each week for several months until she met her special psychopathic cool cat, the super-stud from the apartment on the top floor, Henry Le Debris.

Yesterday, she came to me and said that Henry was unfaithful and would I like to make a tent again.  “Why yes!” I said and just undressed and lay upon the floor with my own comforter.  She did a striptease and made my tent-pole rise.  She cried and said, “I’ll kill the stud who is unfaithful, just one day in May, but for today I want to make you happy, dear Sylvester Sandwiches.  Is that OK?”  I nodded and she did her thing with her own private parts that meant another lube job with her honeypot.  It was fantastic, eh?  I asked her if she would stay for several nights so we could keep up with the lubrication and the making of our tents.  She agreed and has been living with me for these seven years.  She’s got an itch now and she wants it satisfied by someone other than myself, so I said, “You are free, my dear, to find another man for whom to sing a lullaby and with whom to make a tent.  I wish you all successes and some happy landings!”

Ms. Marie was quite successful and she landed in a big old house with a group of seven brothers for whom she did the Dance of Seven Comforters.  She did each brother separately on each and every day of every week.  Tuesday was her favourite but she did not exclude the Wednesday or the Friday brothers.  She shared her lubricating talents with them all on all their special days.  They all loved her darling making of the tents with comforters, especially, the Saturday young sibling who fell in love with her.  This sibling was named Sam Civilian Normandy of the famous Siblings of the Normandy, a legend of the Seven Brothers of the Seven Sovereign Countries for the Continental Fighting Force of Irishmen.

Suffice to say, in Mandalay or Hudson’s Bay or Chesapeake, the seventh year doth bring an itch and Marie was itchy, that’s for sure.  She watched the window on the street below and spotted Sullivan, the garbage man and just ran right out and cornered him but he was not a bit enticed by her because he did prefer the little boys and little men that he was hanging all about and visiting while thus collecting garbage, eh?  Disappointed, our Marie walked sullenly into a post and knocked her senses out and lay upon the ground.

A knight in shining armour happened by and scooped her up and sat her on his saddle straddling the big western horn of his huge saddle.  Marie awoke and thought she was in Heaven.  Her great big knight was very handsome and oh so strong as he held her firmly on his saddle horn which made her lubricated so much she almost slid right off.  Instead, the galloping was so delightful, she was having feelings from her toes to atop her head.  The knight did gallop at full speed to give his newfound angel as big a thrill as possible.  Then his horse took off!  It was a Pegasus and had these great big wings that allowed some soaring and just getting off the ground to two thousand feet.  Marie was treated to a world-wide, whirl-wind tour of all romantic towns and cities that she knew, from pictures, eh?  She saw the famous Taj Mahal, the Hanging Gardens of the Babylonians, Niagara Falls, Victoria Falls, the Rocky Mountains, the Himalayas, Tibet, the Forbidden city of Beijing and the Downtown Eaton Shopping Centre of Toronto.

In Toronto, our Marie and Sir Pierre Montreux parked the Pegasus at the Royal York Hotel and were able to reserve a penthouse suite for the fortnight.  Marie enquired if there were comforters about.  The room clerk said why yes and then asked why.  Marie smiled demurely and replied they were for making tents.  Both Sir Pierre and the room clerk, Sally Salamander, smiled and knew exactly what she meant.  For a whole two weeks, our Marie and Sir Pierre made tents and Marie ensured that his tent pole was lubricated by her own hot brand of honey.

I think it’s obvious that our Marie will have these cycles every seven years her whole life.  She had a modicum of fame which spread by word of mouth and by those who had experienced her tent-making magic.  The President of the USA had her perform her magic at the White House, right in the Oval Office.  The media was invited and recorded everything and some went viral.  Our own First Lady was enthralled to learn some magic and she got a chance to try it on the Labour Secretary under our Marie’s great tutelage.  The First Lady and the Labour Secretary fell in love, again, but it was not too obvious.  A documentary was made by Michael Moore’s own distant cousin, and it was so graphic and exciting that it had to be remade in just cartoons, with fuzzy private parts and fuzzy ample breasts and nipples.  The photography of the actual tenting of a comforter was OK and always passed the censors.  The strip tease and the lubrication of the tent pole stopped the presses!  The cartoonists used as background music, Bolero by Ravel or Come Build a Tent with Me with an imitator of Pierre Seville Sinatra.  As far as I know, Marie is in her seventh cycle and going strong with a friend of Mahatma Ghandi’s young brother-in-law, Punjab Patel.

Perhaps when Marie reaches her 70th birthday she will retire, but I doubt it.  The gleam in her bright eyes appears to be intensifying, rather than diminishing.  She IS a trooper, eh?  She would probably go for a camping trip with me, if I am lucky, and I can still construct a tent with my very old equipment, eh?

THE END

© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada
November 17, 2013

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