MOUNTING OF HIGH
HORSES
Some Flow Of
Thoughts, That Are Not Stifled By My Own Stubbornness About The Historical
Events, As I See Them, This Early Morning, When It’s Close To Freezing, Once
Again.
By Izzy Ess Of Stubbornness
When
Cyrano banged his Roxanne, the stars spelled out the Big Bang Theory, The
Theory of Everything, and reverberated as the moon hung in the evening sky just
looking favourably on The Berger-ache and Stomach-ache, that was the Norman
Estefan Seville. The Normans did invade
the Brits that year, 1066, at Hastings, and took the trophies, Lady Windermere
and Lady Birmingham, home for fortnights at a time. The ladies didn’t mind because they liked the
nakedness and lewdness of the evenings with the Catholic Normans, Estefan,
Afghanistan and Pakistan, because they were such fans of caviar and French
Champaign. The statuesque Brit ladies
added their quite ample breasts and firmly built cute derrieres to the
frivolities of parties at the Chateau Laureate.
The Norman manhood weapons were so long and hard, the ladies reveled in
the penetration into their own inner private parts for pleasure and some
ecstasy that was spectacular. Besides,
the Normans really liked the Lesbian activity that Ladies Windermere and
Birmingham provided.
In
London, Queen Elizabeth the First, was busy writing Shakespeare’s plays and the
King James Version of the Holy Bible. At
first, the courtiers objected to the sing-song Bible, but Queen Elizabeth was
adamant about the poetry that would inspire the subjects of the Realm. Henry VIII had beheaded all his wives for
bearing him a flock of daughters, instead of sons, and heirs, that he
desired. He didn’t realize that his own
daughter, Lizzy, was the smartest child which he could ever have. She shunned Catholicism because it was too
stern and serious in favour of her own fun-loving brand of Protestism, which
allowed the Brits to marry just for Love, or pregnancy, instead of waiting to
be blessed by Holy Roman Emperors, the celibate cold Popes, in Rome. The Episcopalians came close to Catholic
Catechism but were short of homage to the Pope in Rome.
The
Anglicans did break the bonds that would have stifled their own creativity and
fun-loving Epicurus’s, while shunning Stoicism for the brighter future of the
Brits, the bold Armadas and the conquering of Canada, South Africa, New
Zealand, the Australia and India.
Suffice
to say, the colonies revolted and regained their sovereignty, but still paid homage to the Kings
and Queens of England, eh, including Lizzy II, who didn’t have to fake
virginity. The Magna Carta did provide
for all the power and land holdings for the Kings and Queens of England, who
became the richest Monarchs in the World.
Prince Charlie had a chance to be the King, but he had flubbed it with
Diana Spencer, when he kept his manhood for the buxom Camilla, who was already
married. These days, Camilla even shuns
the bonnie Prince and is suing him for the fortunes of the realm. It should be quite a settlement, perhaps the
greatest ever!
In
the meantime, Lizzy II had warned her son that he was out of line for all sorts
of hijinks, but has happily outlived just everybody, and is still quite active
as the Queen of the remains of the entire Empire that was responsible for
making English the most used in all the world for commerce and
shenanigans. The thriving Chinese Empire
people do learn English as their second language and the language that they use
in the bedrooms of everyone for commerce, intercourse, some intra course and
extra course.
I’m
guessing. all of us will have to learn some Chinese to appear sophisticated and
quite educated. I, for one, would like
to paint the characters. I have, already
painted “hot and spicy,” off a soup carton, and it is quite pleasing, on my
little canvas, mounted and displayed, admired and still unsold. It
could be very useful for playing games of chance that are now seen in most
casinos, even here in Canada. I have
learned the names of all the men in a Nippon game that’s played quite widely,
the Shiogi. It’s so challenging, and
quite a clever game, that is more complicated than the Occidental Chess that’s
played in Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica and the Americas. Since Belle the great computer programme has
defeated the greatest champion, and most highly rated Russian, Jewish Gary
Casparov, nee Weinstein, in tournament conditions, some predicted loss of
interest in the Game of Kings, but au contraire, Pierre la Derriere de
Fairyland, it’s now more popular than ever!
On my laptop, there’s a version that defeats me regularly even at the 6th
of ten quite clever levels of some difficulty, which would be demoralizing, had
I not learned, in the tournaments, that losing is the greatest way to learn the
game.
It
hasn’t stemmed the present rise of Anti-Semitism, but it helps to pass the time
between my inspirations for my writings, eh?
In fact, a recent poll on the old BBC, I just heard on my radio, reports
that 6 of ten still living European Jews complained that there is more of
Anti-Semitism on the World Wide Web. It
appears as though the powers that are now emerging still have issues with
existence of the Jewish culture, which is still a problem for some nations that
would rather not have Jews around to influence the people of this world and
certainly object to Jews who live in Israel and still build houses on forbidden
lands. This is ugly stuff for rising
populations of the Neo-fascists who appear just everywhere and find support
upon the internet.
Will
matzo ball soup never cease to be an issue up against the rising use of
Lebanese falafel? Will Ibrahim appear to
be the Patriarch instead of Abraham?
Will Ishmael come to the fore and displace my namesake, Isaac, in the
histories of all the Occidentals?
Doesn’t it seem obvious to everyone that even the Mohammed did admire
our Jesus who was, in fact, a practicing and influential Jew, some years ago? Ah, there are so many questions and so few of
answers that satisfy those who would seek to push the Israelites into the
Sea. Or, will the third World War be
started to resolve the conflicts of the Middle East? Personally, I believe that WWIII has already
started with the re-emergence of a strong and powerful new Germany and the
establishment of the State of Israel, in 1948, without a balancing that would
occur with the establishment of a Muslim state of Palestine. Perhaps this is a simple-minded view which fits
with my philosophy of KISS that is “Keep It Simple Stupid!” because, otherwise,
I will not understand it.
I
think it’s time to dismount this High Horse and relax and play another game of
chess with my computer, eh? It makes the
days more pleasant and enjoyable, since dismounting off all my High Horses is
so difficult for me and my own stubbornness.
Will I never learn to keep my mouth from motoring so frequently? At five and seventy, it does look doubtful.
THE
END
© Izzy Sommers, MD., Welland, Canada, November
8, 2013
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