JACQUES AND JACQUELINE
An Oratorio Or Madrigal
Accompanied By
Mandolins Or Violins
By Izzy Ess Of Inverness
Synonymously, Jacques
and Jacqueline,
Discovered a big
stairway to a Heaven
Here on Earth in Eden’s
Garden ‘twixt
The Tigress and
Euphrates Rivers that
Did drain the Sea of Galilee
into
The Sea of Reeds and
thence to Indian’s
Great Ocean and the
Grand Pacific Ocean,
Eh? Jacques and his Jacqueline were tutored,
In the wondrous Hanging
Gardens there,
By Ms. Lilith and Sir
Lucifer, eh?
Because Ms. Lilith was
Hermaphroditic,
She could tutor both
Sir Jacques and Lady
Jacqueline, quite
simultaneously
While Sir Lucifer could
diddle either
Jacqueline or Ms.
Lilith while mounted
On their derrieres, one
at a time.
The Heaven’s parted and
our Thor released
A lightning bolt which
killed them all with fire
And brimstone from a
tidal wave of subterranean
Hot lava pushed by God,
Himself, Who sought to
start again. So He
Did breathe some life
right into Adam, His
New Man and then He put
him deep asleep
And did remove a rib
and cloned His only
Woman, Eve, to re-create
the Human
Race. Our Jacques and Jacqueline became
Much later when the
country, France, was squeezed
Betwixt the Germany and
Spain, which lay
Beside the Italy and
Portugal,
While Switzerland was
really squeezed betwixt
The France, the
Germany, the Italy
And Austria. Our Jacques and Jacqueline
Did settle as two
siblings in the Hotel
Sacher in Vienna and
re-found
Their Heaven in the
tenth floor room de lux.
The occupying lobby
birds were ducks.
The concierge, of
course was in a tux.
The lovers on the roof
were does and bucks.
THE END
[so I won’t have to
mention Santa Claus
of his own cause
of giving gifts
At Christmas,
In the Eastern
Kingdom, Der
Oesterreisch,
The Austria]
© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada
November 20, 2013
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