limericks canadiana

SOME CANADIAN SHENANIGANS

A Lengthy Set of Limericks

By Izzy Ess of Inverness

There was a young woman from Hamilton

Who wanted to move out to Edmonton;

She chartered a bus

And started to cuss

Because she was fat and she weighed a tonne.

A handsome and intelligent young man

Proposed a good plan for the Taliban;

He sought out a train,

A boat and a plane

And followed the trail of the Klu Klux Klan.

Miranda, the fattest one on the bus

Outfitted the president with a truss;

She sat on his lap

And started to clap

For Hoover and all of us full of lust.

Jehovah made deals with a platypus

To take a quick ride on the omnibus;

Suffice it to say,

In old Hudson’s Bay,

Samantha ate her lunch without the crust.

Pierre was sitting on his derriere,

With Princess who was extraordinaire;

They danced through the night –

It was such a sight

While eating a darker chocolate éclair.

The terminal end of this long limerick

Will get a chocolate ice-cream cone and lick;

Before it is done

There’s good and clean fun –

Ezekiel will profit with a flick.

An architectural phenomenon

Suggested we dance and just get it on;

It’s never too late

To tempt all your fate

Creating a fuss on the Rubicon.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md., Welland, Canada, August 24, 2013