Monday, 12 August 2013

MEXICO CITY SAGA

THE MEXICO CITY
SODOM AND GAMMORAH, SAGA
An Allegory of What Could Happen,
If Sin Prevailed
By Izzy Ess of Unhappiness

When Father Jimmy Flynn and Father Jules Pierre Le Favre earned degrees awarded by The Catholic University of Trinity, in Beauchamp, near Zurich, Switzerland.  Both graduating with top honours, they received an invitation to the Vatican to meet the newest, youngest pope, an Italian man, Pope Giuseppe, the First, of Genoa,   The pope was friendly during all the audience except when he expounded on the terrible internal situation all about gay priests and pregnant nuns.  He claimed there must be a conspiracy to destroy the papacy by advertising that some cardinals were openly and happily quite gay and that some nuns were vying to produce as many offspring as they could, as if they all were in a race to see who is the most embarrassing of all the priests and nuns.  The pope then smiled and said he had decided to select them both as co-directors in the Diocese of Mexico, where there was a Monastery and a Convent right next door.  The co-directing Sisters of the nunnery were Sisters Martha and Sophia who were both accused last year of having brothel-like activities in the confines of the huge apartment house that housed the other nuns, novitiates and cleaning staff.  The cooks slept in a small apartment building in between the monastery and the nunnery.  Pope Giuseppe II then wished the new priests, the Doctors of Divinity, God’s speed and luck in ferreting out the evil priests and nuns who were contaminating the Houses of God, in Mexico.  Thusly energized, Jim Flynn and Jules Le Favre kissed all the rings on Pope Giuseppe’s hands and turned to end the audiences that they’d had that fateful day.

Only on the Al Italia Airbus did the priests relax and hold each other’s hand to help them overcome their fears of flying, on their way to Mexico City and their new assignments.  Secretly, Flynn and Le Favre had been lovers since they met in Switzerland.  Of course, their meetings had been secret and their rendezvous, discreet.  Homosexuality amongst the Roman Catholic Priesthoods went back to ancient Rome, while the secret promiscuity of certain nuns was legendary.  That the Nunnery in Mexico City was like a brothel was not too big a shock for them, but how to clear things with the Vatican was problematic.  Ferretting out the homosexuality amongst the priests was easy.  Their techniques of secret meetings were superb and they would teach the younger priests and older veterans to be discreet and secretive.  Preventing someone from reporting back to Rome would be the biggest problem, as the Pope had already put the word out that it was quite OK to make reports directly to certain trusted Cardinals in Rome about the homosexual activities they may have witnessed.  During the transatlantic flight, Flynn had suggested making physical separations of the priests in special quarters, one for gays and one for straights.  The problems of the nuns would have to wait until security was well established in the Monastery, named “The Monks of Mexico.”  The Nunnery was named, “The Sisters of Spain.”  Le Favre had suggested that they give the nuns a lot of freedom to pursue their prostituting ways, because, in fact, it filled the coffers of the Catholic Churches in the area, which pleased the Vatican, immensely.  “Money is money!” was the Vatican’s opinion.

Father Jimmy and Father Jules were greatly liked by everyone.  They were handsome and well groomed and always smiled a lot.  The masonry of all the buildings was beautiful.  The Mexican labourers were willing to consult with the new leadership regarding the design and construction of protective walls to split the Monks apart.  The co-directing Sisters of the nunnery, Sisters Martha and Sophia, met with Fathers James and Jules, each day at 1:45 pm, for frank discussions of the situation in the well-appointed Convent and the changes being made to the magnificent Monastery.  The good-natured personalities of the foursome, Martha, Jim, Sophia and Jules, made for friendly interchanges and relaxing meetings.  The nuns could loosen their heavy, beautifully tailored, black and white habits and reveal the frilly, lacy, pink and reddish underwear that they sported.  Co-incidentally, the priests could undo their collars and pull up their heavy robes to show that they, too, were wearing silk and lacy, pink and red bikini panties and silken T-shirt tops.  At first, they only slyly smiled, but later they had hearty laughs comparing underwear.  Initially, none of them wore make-up.  As time went by, all of them appeared with subtle shades of expensive make-up, false eye-lashes and lipstick.  The nuns revealed that they wore make-up on their breasts and nipples, one day, quickly flashed at both the padres.  The men revealed that they two also applied make-up to their private parts and so the nuns revealed the make-up that they used up high, beneath their bikini underwear.  The meetings were anticipated daily with excitement and discovery.  The men and women seemed to hesitate to touch each other.  This they understood was all because the four of them were homosexuals.  What started happening was that there was some touching by the by the nun, between themselves and then the men were encouraged to touch each other, tenderly.  They all agreed the Nunnery was due to have some decorating changes, similar to what was being done inside the Monastery.  They also all agreed to change the daily meetings to the evenings, after dark, alternating in the private well-appointed chambers of the co-directors of the male and female sections.  Relationships between the monks and nuns, within the Catholic Diocese of Mexico, had never been this cosy.

By and by, the entertainment for the foursome, in the evening hours, began to take on lovely, well-rehearsed productions.  Four very young nuns, all lesbians, would put on shows of sensuality which were well-received and enthusiastically lauded by the two gay priests.  There was some subtle nakedness which was approved.  On the other side, four very young monks, would put on shows of sensuality, which well-received and enthusiastically lauded by the two lesbian nuns.  They hit upon a plan to make more money for the Diocese in order to increase their contributions to the Vatican.  A playhouse for the public was constructed by the masons and the builders of the City of Mexico, for the private showings of the two quartets of nuns and monks, as they danced and pranced through some sensual and partly nude performances.  Mexicans, and later tourists, came from far and wide to see them.  No advertisements were published; word-of-mouth transmissions were quite enough to draw the crowds.  Some very complimentary thank you notes were sent by the Pope, himself.  Pope Giuseppe I even wrote, in his own hand, a note which said that he was glad to see the problems that they had discussed were being solved so smoothly and successfully.

A Vatican official, Monsignor Leopold Johann Sebastion, became suspicious.  Without consulting Pope Giuseppe I, he took vacation time for a Sabbatical to visit Roman Catholic Intuitions in the South, North and Central Americas.  His itinerary started with Buenos Aires and extended north to Rio da Janiero, Conception, Panama, Mexico, Buena Vista, St. Tropez, Santo Domingo, Miami, Havana, St. Lauderdale, St. Petersburg, Atlanta, Memphis, Louisville, Terre Haute, Chicago, Detroit and Marquette in Upper Peninsula Michigan.  It then went on to Montreal and New York City, before returning to Rome and the Vatican in altogether 14 months, allowing for some leeway to stay an extra day or two after stays of a fortnight or longer in each place.  In his mind the suspicious cardinal would stay in Mexico, the Ciudad, for over a month to re-assure himself that all was well.  He suspected he would find some devilish behaviour and could make some mileage out of reporting any irregularity to his boss, the pope.  He’d met the handsome and freshly graduated Jules and Jimmy, and was sure that something was afoot.  He’d studied their reports and found them altogether much too perfect to be true.  His plan was to introduce himself as a priest from Buenos Aires and act innocently to induce the priests and nuns to show their hands.  He expected to discover that homosexuality and prostitution was being unreported and the profits showing up in the Vatican were rather ill-begotten.

Padre Jim and Padre Jules were also quite suspicious that this priest, who introduced himself as Padre Pablo of Argentina’s Buenos Aires, was not legitimate.  Sisters Martha and Sophia mirrored the priests’ suspicions and took the ball.  They inquired of Buenos Aires contacts and discovered that there was no Padre Pablo on any roster, in any city, in all of South America, Central America or North America.  The male and female co-directors of the sinful operations and sequestering of homosexuals and prostitutes, who worked for them, was vulnerable to a watchful outsider, who might be working alone, or with the collaboration of Rome and the Vatican.  In addition they speculated that an investigative reporter for say, the Christian Monitor, or the New York Times, might cause a lot of trouble for them.

What to do?  They felt they had no choice.  Sister Maria Theresa was the most seductive of the prostitutes that worked in Mexico.  The year before she managed to outdo them all and made a sum of money that was multiples above her nearest competition.  She seemed to love her job and that emotion was passed on to Johns who loved to lie with her.  She churned out Johns the way a glad-handed salesman churns out suckers for his worthless items.  Padre Pedro was her special project just as soon as he arrived.  She did the Dance of Salome, perfected by the temptress of the Bible.  The Padre had no chance.  He was deeply tempted and she led him to two burley men who strangled him and slaughtered him and fed his pieces to the dogs who hung around the cook’s quarters, in between the priests and nuns.  In essence, he was completely eliminated before he had a chance to write his report to Rome and Pope Giuseppe the First.  The priests and nuns of Mexico were safer than before to carry on.

Many decades passed.  The Sisters, Martha and Sophia performed abortions to assure that children weren’t born.  They also introduced the use of birth control with diaphragms and low dose estrogens.  The rare pregnancy that then occurred was quickly gotten rid of in the first trimester, safely and efficiently.  The business was blossoming.  New teenage girls were then recruited who would dress as nuns or novitiates, to handle all the customers, both male and female.  The list of countries was enlarging from which the customers were drawn.  The entire clandestine operation became employed, and enjoyed, by many tourists on vacation, who haled from almost every country in the world.

In the spring of 2020, the rains were heavy.  The City of Mexico became submerged by a return of what was once an oversized lake in prehistoric times.  Buildings that were once atilt were now quite sunk, or sinking quickly, up to their spires.  The operations of the Jimmy-Jules-Martha-Sophia Corporation came slowly to a halt as Mexico changed into a kind of Venice where the taller building had the second or third stories underwater.  The tallest building was The Latin Quarter which originally was built to float atop the sand, thus withstanding earthquakes for many years.  A fleet of gondolas became created to serve as transportation, just like in Venice.  The tourists actually liked the charming atmosphere that this created.  They were drawn as never before to the Venice of the West.  The Catholics purchased all the upper floors of The Latin American Quarter and re-instituted safety for their homosexual priests and prostituting nuns.  All went well for many years until an hundred bolts of lightning struck every structure above the rising water line in the City of Mexico.  The raging fires that ensued reduced the entire city to a pile of smoldering rubble.  Thousands of people lost their lives mainly because a Vienna-like emergency system, using boats which could pump water from the newly re-established lake and new canals, had not yet been established.

In Heaven, God/Allah, sought applause from Lucifer and Gabriel, Peter, Paul and Mary.  He and Thor had hit the infidels with all they had and completely wiped out all the folks within the Lake that had once made the seascape and the landscape of the Ancient City of Mexico.  The flesh of Man and Flora and Fauna would be sunk forever and the weight of all the Earth above them would convert all organic life to oil and gas, for future generations to retrieve and abuse until the earth was doomed again.  The Cyclic nature of the Earth approximated the predictions of the Mayan calendar which indicated 10,000 year cycles of heat and cold, ice and boiling sulphur springs.  Amen and Hallelujah!

THE END

© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada

AUTHOR’S COMMENT:
The date is August 13, 2013, almost exactly 80 years after Hitler came to power in 1933 and the National Socialists, AKA, Nazi Party, AKA, Fascists, came to power and abolished all the other Parties.  Germany became a Dictatorship until the FALL OF THE THIRD REICH, in 1945.  It was supposed to last forever, or in the very least, a thousand years.  Unfortunately, Neo-Fascism is on the rise around the world…


In Heaven, God was boasting to his Angel Gabriel, that he had solved his problem by employing Thor, from yet another Allegorical Myth, to help him with the MEXICAN QUESTION...

1 comment:

  1. the first 2 sentences should be one long sentence, separated by a comma. my windows WORD won't let me do really long sentences unless i watch it very carefully... the personality matches that of BILL GATES', an aggressive,stifling form of OCPD! IT'S THE DEVIL, ITSELF! It's the old battle between creativity and RULES AND REGULATIONS...

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