The somnambulations of Pierre

SOMNAMBULATION

FOR PIERRE

An Ancient Allegory

Brought Up-To-Date

By Izzy Ess of Gossiping Essential-Ness

Somnambulation for Pierre involved

A walk down lover’s lane with Annabel,

Ms. Tinkerbelle, Suzanne and anyone

He met in Eden’s Garden.  Lilith liked

To walk with him and bring him up-to-date

About the gossip in the Garden with

Herr Lucifer, Sir Adam and Ms. Eve.

The other night he learned that Lucifer

Exposed his tail to Eve and she was quite

Impressed because she had no tail, at all.

Pierre awoke quite nude in Mrs. Kitchen’s

Kitchen, where they re-created Devil’s

Food, as chocolate cake and Deviled Eggs

As scrambled eggs with scrambled Codes of Recipes.

Suffice to say in Chesapeake,

The Doublespeak abounded.  Ms. Kits Kitchen

Got it down with our Pierre and his

Big derriere.  She did a jig and spit

A pig and twirled it o’er a golden flame.

Pierre ate heartily and kissed Ms. Kitchen

On her lips and cheeks and got a peek

At her outstanding charms.  Pierre fell fast

Asleep and started walking to his small

Apartment, on September Avenue.

Ms. Kit resisted all temptation to

Go back with him, but finally succumbed

To his big charming arms and legs.  While passing

Eden’s Garden, they went through the Eastern

Gate, avoiding Cherubim and Twirling,

Flaming Swords.  Sir Lucifer and Tinkerbelle,

Eve and Herr Adam and Ms. Lilith

Greeted them with New Greek Music and

They danced ‘til dawn, surprising Sir Pierre,

When he awoke atop the Grave of Graven-

Hurst.  The first bright beams of sunshine coming

Through the branches of the Tree of Knowledge,

Made the falsely sentenced Eve for sinning

First, quite angry and quite gluttonous.

Her gaining weight was most mistaken, for

It was the pregnancy that would produce

Her first-born, Cain, in quick succession followed

By the pregnancies of Abel and

Our Seth.  Sir Cain and Seth had not a woman

To enjoy and impregnate so they

Persisted with Ms. Eve and she continued

To produce the massive populations

That ensued.  Our Lilith could have helped,

But history does not agree if Lilith

Was so fertile, inasmuch as she

Was an Hermaphrodite and future Canaanite.

Suffice to say, it all worked out

For God and His only begotten Son,

Our Saviour, Jesus, who was there before

His Father separated with a firmament,

Or two, the Heavens and the Earth.

Pierre was uninvolved in pregnancies,

Although Ms. Kitchenette sincerely tried

To get around the shyness of Pierre

And his enormous apparatus, which

Attracted all the female parts of everyone

In Eden’s Garden.  Even Lilith

Had an eye on the big apparatus

Of Pierre and she approached him surreptitiously.

Succeeding temporarily

To get Pierre’s great organ to

Respond, Ms. Lilith made herself invisible

And got Pierre’s great mast inside

Of her diminutive, but cutesy, inner,

Moistened chamber.  It was quite effective

When Pierre fell fast asleep, again,

Beneath the Tree of Knowledge.  Lilith got

Her wish while Sir Pierre slept through the whole

Experience.  Ms. Eve and Kitchenette

Were envious and tried to shove Ms. Lilith

Off the huge Pierre, quite unsuccessfully.

Ms. Lilith had achieved the capture

Of her monster and was not about

To give him up.  Herr Adam helped by seizing

Lilith by her big red breasts and pulling

Her toward him.  She conceded and

Prepared herself to do her stuff with Mr.

Adam, who had nothing when compared

To  Herr Pierre.  But, nonetheless, Sir Adam

Disconnected Lilith from Pierre

And plugged himself into the honeypot

Of Lilith.  Fitting perfectly, Sir Adam

And Ms. Lilith went behind the Tree

To consummate their newly found discovery

That, after all is said and done,

Hermaphrodites can do it all.  Ms. Etta,

Kitchen and Ms. Lady Eve had all

They ever handled with Pierre and both

Of them were nailed with pregnancies.  Amen.

Pierre was there and was responsible

For many of the millions of Mankind

Arising from the Unions of Originalities

Within the Eden’s Garden,

‘Twixt the Tigress and Euphrates, eh?

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

August 19, 2013