JONATHAN
AND SARAH
A Tale of Tail based on an old Joke
By Izzy Ess of Milkiness
Invariably,
Jonathan dissolved relationships with women and his male friends in three months,
or less. Some only lasted but an hour or
two, while others went two months, or more.
His 45th whole year of life, which ended on the 2nd
day of May, marked the time he hadn’t had a union, of any sort, with a man or
women for six months. Oh, sure, he
greeted fellow co-workers at the water fountain, and he said good-night to
them, at quitting time, but otherwise he hadn’t touched a breast or made a lewd
remark to anyone, nor had he shared a dinner or a coffee with anyone. Our Jon was getting worried that he’d spend
the latter half of his whole life, alone.
He was fit and trim because he spent a lot of time in gyms and ate a
very healthy diet, cooking for himself.
Proficiency at office work and at his condominium, with household
chores, began to worry him and had become quite boring. He felt a growing sadness, loneliness and
deepening depression. Consulting with
psychologists and psycho-analysts, did nothing for his loss of interest in
‘most everything. Finally, he saw a
swami who was bright and optimistic. He
said he knew a sure-fire method for alleviating his condition. He said he lacked in mother’s milk and must
arrange to get some. Jon was just unable
to convince some married friends to let him suckle at their breasts. Returning to his swami, he received the name
of Sarah Weinstein who had helped his swami’s clients in the past and might be
quite available. She charged no fee
except for antique ornaments, which meant used jewelry. He purchased an antique gold watch and called
Ms. Weinstein, who suggested that he come right over as she had an opening at
eight that evening. Timidly, he used the
knocker on her door. Ms. Sarah Weinstein
was about age fifty, plump and friendly.
She found him handsome and attractive and she welcomed him inside her
home which was filled with antique furniture and rugs, long velvet purple
drapes and many ornaments. Jon offered
her the watch and she exclaimed, “It is exquisite! Please come in. My name is Sarah Weinstein. Most folks address me as Ms. Sarah.” She sat upon her comfy couch and opened up
her blouse to completely show her mammories, which were enormous and quite
obviously full of milk, which oozed a little from her huge brown nipples. Sarah
W. suggested, “Please, do loosen up your clothes and have a seat beside me. May I call you, Jon? Here, lift up your head and put your hand
under this large breast and bring the nipple gently to your lips.” Jon sat as she suggested while she propped up
her areolas so that Jon could start his suckling therapy. Jon took to the sucking and the licking,
hungrily. It turned him on. Ms. Sarah’s breast was full and she expressed
relief as he sucked out the precious milk.
He felt so very happy for the first time in his recent years. Ms. Sarah noticed that his groin was
bulging. She slipped her hand down and
checked out the bulging. She was
impressed by Jon’s erection and she asked, “Could you allow it free for me to
see?” Jon took a second to remove her
nipple from his mouth and nodded yes.
Unzipping, he fished out his large erection and displayed it for his
host. Ms. Sarah said she liked it and she
asked if she could hold it. Jon, of
course, replied, “Why, yes, of course, Ms. Sarah,” while he sought again her
nipple and he sucked on it, enthusiastically.
Sarah fondled him and was presented with a bigger penis than she’d ever
seen before. She started squirming and
she asked it Jon could switch to suckle on her other breast. Our Jon complied with her request and
switched to suckle on her other breast which was much fuller than the first one
he had sucked. The milk was so abundant
that it overflowed and ran down his whole neck.
Ms. Weinstein was becoming hot and bothered and was squirming and
perspiring. Quietly, she asked if there
were any other thing that she could do to make him happier. Jon was struggling to drink all the milk
before it overflowed and said he was quite happy with her milk and would like
to suckle more, if possible. Ms.
Weinstein was approaching all her limits to the stimulation and would soon
explode if Jon continued suckling.
Surreptitiously, she started stroking Jon’s huge penis. Then she couldn’t hold herself from spreading
both her legs and reaching under her old dress to fondle her clitoris. She began to huff and puff and then she
screamed in ecstasy. Jon was startled
but did not release her nipple as he slurped her milk. Her organism served to activate her breasts
and squirting was producing even more of her warm milk. Jon was choking but he still was hungrily
attached to her left breast. Ms.
Weinstein hiked her dress up higher and positioned one of Jon’s free hands and
hoped that he would fondle her. Jon felt
her moisture and he understood the situation.
So he let the nipple go and slipped off his pants and underwear and lay
Ms. Weinstein on the coach. He mounted
her and felt a great desire to make her happy, which he did. She had a multitude of climaxes; all the
while he pumped her full of his hot semen. “Thanks!” she said, while still
attempting to relax. She couldn’t. Turning over Jon, she stripped. She sucked Jon’s penis and she made it
stiffer and stiffer. Then, she mounted
him and pumped her pelvis very vigourously.
She had a multitude of climaxes ‘til Jon shot his wad, again, and
screamed. They held each other tenderly
and Jon asked her to marry him. She
demurred but did suggest he could come over every night to strengthen their
relationship. Our Jon surprised himself
by promising to come to her whenever she requested, even every evening,
afternoon and morning. Jon moved in with
Sarah and they lived, forever, happily.
Ms. Sarah could produce her milk until she reached the age of 99, when
death occurred. Our Jon expired within a
month of his beloved Sarah’s death of just old age.
Amen and Hallelujah!
THE
END
© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada
August 19, 2013
have you heard the joke about persephone who was bored with life, like Jon, and went to see his swami who let her buy his basket with a magic member. all she had to do was oil herself and lie in bed with her legs spread and her knees up lifted. then she had to say, "MAGIC MEMBER GET MY TWAT!" and the huge erection would come zooming out and nail her with a pumping action which produced a multitude of orgasms and made her very happy. Her husband was suspicious of her happy smile and surprised her while she lay upon the bed all oiled up and akimbo. She admitted what the swami had supplied her with and he got angry. "MAGIC MEMBER, MY BLOODY ASS," he scoffed and was surprised to find himself deeply penetrated up his rectum. "YIKES!" he yelled and ran around forever with a huge erection, pumping up his rectum! His wife was very pleased and saw the swami to forever thank him for his great techniques to make her love-life sparkle, and her mean husband to be banished to a Hell on Earth.
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