Friday, 16 August 2013

Rotterdam & Dumbrovsky

MODEL OR ROCK STAR?

Une Histoire Fantastique en Pentametre Iambique

By Izzy Ess of Fancifulness

I thought she was a model or a star
Of stage or screen.  I passed her on the street
In front of her apartment, that I used
To visit frequently, as recently
As half a year ago.  I looked behind
Me for a glimpse of her back side.  It was
As lovely as her front.  She turned to look
Directly at me.  “Aren’t you going to say,
‘Hello?’” she asked.  I must have looked dumbfounded,
Which I was.  She moved her dark sunglasses
To her forehead and she asked, “We used
To be good friends, eh?  Art thou angry at
My having kicked thee out that Saturday
In May?”  I looked at her with brand new eyes
And realized the voice was of Elaine
Dombrovsky, but the body was brand new.
Then, finally, I recognized her hazel
Eyes and luscious mouth, the tiny gap
Between her two front teeth and shapely ears
That would invite a tonguing during foreplay,
Every time we watched TV or listened
To Scheherazade.  Her sleek, tight-fitting,
Silken black dress was revealing, as
It had a neckline which extended to
Her navel.  And, there was a slit from her
Short hemline that showed me, and many others
On the street, one shapely thigh to great
Advantage, plus two calves and narrow ankles
That befit a ballet dancer, like
Pavlova.  She wore spike-ed heels that made
Her taller than she used to be and diamond
Earring studs that still invited nibbling.
She waited patiently while I admired
Her, up and down.  I tried to keep my voice
Controlled and asked, “Elaine?”  “Oh yes, Van Rotterdam,
It’s me!”  She smiled that tantalizing smile
Of hers that made me fall in love with her
Two years ago.  I asked, “What happened to
That extra weight you carried when you almost
Married me?”  Her eyes were twinkling as
She said, “When I became aware I’d sent
Away the gifts you always had for me,
The love and understanding, I was shocked
And couldn’t eat.  I found myself admitting
That I started looking glamourous.
My appetite for food and male companionship
Was falling but the compensations
Were a fitter me, attracting much
More sideways glancing from the men and women
That I passed, in hallways and out on
The street.  I got promotions at the office
Where I worked and now I am, executively,
More successful than I ever
Was before.  Van, don’t I look spectacular,
If I may say, myself?”  I nodded
Reflexly.  I sensed that my Elaine
Had had a major transformation with
More confidence and much less panic than
She used to have.  I missed her and I wondered
If she missed me, too.  Before I could
Remark on this, she asked, “Would you like to
Spend some time with me, if you’re free this evening?
Don’t you feel we need some time together
To catch up?”  I quickly said, “Why, yes,
In fact, the evening’s free for me, as well.”

That was about ten years, ago.  I’m sure
She loves me just as much as I love her.
I’m grateful that our parting on that Saturday
In May made both of us aware
That we had lots of life and love to share.
It feels like we will be together for
Our lifetimes, and thereafter, eh?  So be
It and twelve Hallelujahs, and OK!

THE END

© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada

August 16, 2013

2 comments:

  1. no, my name is not rotter nor is her's dummy... her name is really Nikita, as far as i know...
    and all of this is fiction. sure...

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  2. elaine was pretty and so elegant,
    much better than a hairy elephant;
    She wore panyhose
    Beneath all her clothes,
    And caused me to pant like a sycophant.

    her legs were so long, she could wrap them round
    the girth of my hips when we fooled around;
    She'd slit a small hole
    to take in my pole
    And make me deliver about a pound.

    I nailed her one day in the Brooklyn Zoo,
    While watched by an ape and a kangaroo;
    She whooped like a crane --
    It started to rain
    And both of us suffered with colds and flu.

    Then one night we raided a chicken coop
    And found us a chicken to make some soup;
    it helped our good health
    And increased our wealth
    As patrons paid for a good loop-the-loop!

    Elaine danced a number for this big ape
    Who tried to climb over and then escape;
    The ape had a yen
    to hump in his pen --
    Elaine was so frightened, she yelled out, "Rape!"

    I fought for Elaine's total self-respect
    But she was disheveled and quite a wreck;
    She let the ape push
    right into her bush
    And wiggled her ass for a great effect.

    The end of this raunchy bit poetry,
    Came when our Elaine clamoured up a tree;
    her fans clapped a lot
    When she asked them not
    To photograph her and a manatee.

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