MODEL OR ROCK STAR?
Une
Histoire Fantastique en Pentametre Iambique
By
Izzy Ess of Fancifulness
I thought she was a model or a
star
Of stage or screen. I passed her on the street
In front of her apartment, that
I used
To visit frequently, as recently
As half a year ago. I looked behind
Me for a glimpse of her back
side. It was
As lovely as her front. She turned to look
Directly at me. “Aren’t you going to say,
‘Hello?’” she asked. I must have looked dumbfounded,
Which I was. She moved her dark sunglasses
To her forehead and she asked,
“We used
To be good friends, eh? Art thou angry at
My having kicked thee out that
Saturday
In May?” I looked at her with brand new eyes
And realized the voice was of
Elaine
Dombrovsky, but the body was
brand new.
Then, finally, I recognized her
hazel
Eyes and luscious mouth, the
tiny gap
Between her two front teeth and
shapely ears
That would invite a tonguing
during foreplay,
Every time we watched TV or
listened
To Scheherazade. Her sleek, tight-fitting,
Silken black dress was
revealing, as
It had a neckline which
extended to
Her navel. And, there was a slit from her
Short hemline that showed me,
and many others
On the street, one shapely
thigh to great
Advantage, plus two calves and
narrow ankles
That befit a ballet dancer,
like
Pavlova. She wore spike-ed heels that made
Her taller than she used to be
and diamond
Earring studs that still
invited nibbling.
She waited patiently while I
admired
Her, up and down. I tried to keep my voice
Controlled and asked,
“Elaine?” “Oh yes, Van Rotterdam,
It’s me!” She smiled that tantalizing smile
Of hers that made me fall in
love with her
Two years ago. I asked, “What happened to
That extra weight you carried
when you almost
Married me?” Her eyes were twinkling as
She said, “When I became aware
I’d sent
Away the gifts you always had
for me,
The love and understanding, I
was shocked
And couldn’t eat. I found myself admitting
That I started looking
glamourous.
My appetite for food and male
companionship
Was falling but the
compensations
Were a fitter me, attracting much
More sideways glancing from the
men and women
That I passed, in hallways and
out on
The street. I got promotions at the office
Where I worked and now I am,
executively,
More successful than I ever
Was before. Van, don’t I look spectacular,
If I may say, myself?” I nodded
Reflexly. I sensed that my Elaine
Had had a major transformation
with
More confidence and much less
panic than
She used to have. I missed her and I wondered
If she missed me, too. Before I could
Remark on this, she asked,
“Would you like to
Spend some time with me, if
you’re free this evening?
Don’t you feel we need some
time together
To catch up?” I quickly said, “Why, yes,
In fact, the evening’s free for
me, as well.”
That was about ten years,
ago. I’m sure
She loves me just as much as I
love her.
I’m grateful that our parting
on that Saturday
In May made both of us aware
That we had lots of life and
love to share.
It feels like we will be
together for
Our lifetimes, and thereafter,
eh? So be
It and twelve Hallelujahs, and
OK!
THE END
© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada
August 16, 2013
no, my name is not rotter nor is her's dummy... her name is really Nikita, as far as i know...
ReplyDeleteand all of this is fiction. sure...
elaine was pretty and so elegant,
ReplyDeletemuch better than a hairy elephant;
She wore panyhose
Beneath all her clothes,
And caused me to pant like a sycophant.
her legs were so long, she could wrap them round
the girth of my hips when we fooled around;
She'd slit a small hole
to take in my pole
And make me deliver about a pound.
I nailed her one day in the Brooklyn Zoo,
While watched by an ape and a kangaroo;
She whooped like a crane --
It started to rain
And both of us suffered with colds and flu.
Then one night we raided a chicken coop
And found us a chicken to make some soup;
it helped our good health
And increased our wealth
As patrons paid for a good loop-the-loop!
Elaine danced a number for this big ape
Who tried to climb over and then escape;
The ape had a yen
to hump in his pen --
Elaine was so frightened, she yelled out, "Rape!"
I fought for Elaine's total self-respect
But she was disheveled and quite a wreck;
She let the ape push
right into her bush
And wiggled her ass for a great effect.
The end of this raunchy bit poetry,
Came when our Elaine clamoured up a tree;
her fans clapped a lot
When she asked them not
To photograph her and a manatee.