betsy and teddy

Betsy and Teddy

A Single Sentence Silly Sonnet

By Izzy Ess of Sloppiness

Ms. Betsy took Sir Teddy into her

Bedroom and showed him her equipment for

Enjoining and entwining for the Ides

Of January and she didn’t let

Him go until he used her charms and arms

Until the Ides of May arrived at which

Time Betsy took Sir Teddy by his manhood

And could demonstrate that he no longer

Did respond, nor did he restart breathing

After he felt crushing chest pain and

Had fallen over dead and opened up

His head by striking hard the corner of

The table which was made of glass and brass

And was so sharp, it took a class with sass.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

September 16, 2013