intervention

DIVINE INTERVENTION

A Tale of Tail of Effingham

By Izzy Ess of Inverness

Marie supposed that Ms. Adele was telling

Her that she preferred to keep the company

Of ladies, rather than some gentlemen,

Like Jennifer and Ms. Sophia

Mendelssohn, with whom she’d had a lovely

Romance, just last summer, here in Bathe,

Great Britain.  Jennifer was listening and

She asked if she could possibly accommodate

The two of them in her large condominium

Upon the river’s edge

In Effingham, and have some effing ham

For supper.  Ms. Adele, Sophia and

Her dog, a mongrel mix of twenty breeds,

Including German Shepherd, went quite willingly

To spend the evening with Ms. Jennifer

In her great condo by the river’s edge,

In Effingham.  The effing ham was excellent.

The wine was really good and flowed

Exactly like the river by the condominium.

Ms. Jennifer and Ms.

Adele fell fast asleep beside each other

On the comfy couch.  Sophia looked at Ms. Marie and smiled so devilishly at each other.  They did remove the clothes from Ms. Adele and Jennifer and lay Ms. Jennifer atop Adele without awakening the two of them.  Then, they did retire to Jennifer’s big bedroom and undressed and got between the silken sheets to entertain each other sexually.  Then they too fell fast asleep, entwined quite happily.  In the morning, Jennifer still naked made some scrambled eggs and effing ham, with buttered toast and gourmet coffee, orange juice and browned potatoes.  Ms. Marie, Sophia and Adele, stayed nude and sat around the table as the food was served by Jennifer, while underneath the kitchenette, the ladies held each other’s hands and rubbed together with their knees.  The breakfast was delicious and Ms. Jennifer retrieved her Scrabble Game so they could play.  Before the game was over, Jennifer lay on the table so that all the others could examine her.  She was so proud of her great legs and perky bre.asts, her hairy pubis and her lower lips.  Examinations were extended into noon when all adjourned to Jennifer’s big bed and entertained each other under silken sheets.  Jack Turner and his brother, Sam, came calling.  The ladies felt it was OK for them to join them in the bed and that they did.  The boys were really well-equipped and potent.  They had little trouble servicing the four nude women, in the bed, between the sheets.  The grunts and squeals from all four women did alarm some neighbours who broke down the doors to save the six of them.  Police and firemen were alerted by the neighbours and they also joined right in.  Ms. Jennifer’s four poster bed collapsed and all ten people in it were amused and laughed quite heartily as the silken canopy came crashing down upon them with all posters still intact.  Adele was bumped upon her forehead and was taken care of by two firemen who had stripped.  Sophia was unhappy since the weight of all the bodies crushed her chest and caused her to be short of breath.  The crowd of folks became alarmed and got her some fresh air on Jennifer’s big balcony.  Jennifer looked stunning there, still nude and lewd, and many other neighbours flocked to see her statuesque physique.  She did invite them all to have some lunch, including all the effing ham she had remaining and a dozen eggs which she fried up in her big saucepan with some butter.

Fifty naked people now were crowding

Into Jennifer’s great condominium.

The skies had darkened and the rain

Began to pour.  A single bolt of lightning

Struck the building and a fire began

To blaze despite the driving rain.  All fifty folks had no escape except to jump from Jennifer’s big balcony.  They jumped and landed in the river, flailing helplessly and drowned, just one by one because no one had learned to do resuscitation, save all police and  firemen, who had already drowned.  Gabriel in Heaven complimented God on His Divine and vengeful crushing of the Evil folks that still were naked and had Lust and Gluttony upon their minds for naked men and women, and that effing ham.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Wetland, Canada

September 17, 2013