Monday, 30 September 2013

world dominator

THE UNDERGROUND KOMMANDANDT

Hermann and Eva Plan World Domination

By Izzy Ess of Elliot Ness

The underground Kommandandt, General Hermann Stern, of the international secret party for the promotion of the Fourth Reich, TISPFTPOTFR, POFR, for short, has been studying various religions and is convinced that a religious movement might be more effective than a military blitzkrieg for becoming leaders of the world, as Adolf Hitler Schicklgruber had envisioned before his suppose-ed demise in 1945.  Hermann had been brought up by a Jewish family of Philadelphia in fairly luxurious surroundings.  He was a born perfectionist and rebelled against the Jewish cultural milieu in which he lived by taking on a German name and organizing like-minded radical teenagers into Neo-Fascists.  His original name was Chiam Sohnenburgstein, the product of an orthodox rabbi’s daughter and a conservative Jewish businessman, a jeweler in his own store in downtown Philadelphia, the city of Brotherly Love.  A large active Jewish Community ostracized the young upstart and he went underground to continue his aspirations for World Domination.  Hermann dropped out of Temple’s University and started building his Empire with a few faithful friends who also were mainly Jewish men and women who had opted out of opulence and chosen underground anti-Semitic activities.  They had already desecrated several Jewish cemeteries and had succeeded in burning down a Synagogue after painting swastikas in black and red on it’s huge oaken doors with Stars of David antique glass construction.  They sabotaged the rebuilding of the Synagogue by burning down reconstruction efforts, before the place of worship could be erected.

Kommodandt Hermann Stern was very persuasive in his speech.  By the time he was 25, he led an organization inside and outside of Philadelphia of over 5,000 young people who were loyal and obedient to him.  He decided that Philadelphia was not the proper environment for his plans.  He made some trips to Chicago, Seattle and New York City.  He decided to try another country and he visited Mexico City and Toronto.  On a side-trip to Hamilton, Ontario, he was impressed by the strong German heritage, especially in the smaller towns of the Niagara Peninsula.  One such village, a northern suburb of the City of Welland, Fonthill, was perfect.  He visited in the autumn and found the beauty of the countryside, the brightly coloured trees and the rolling hills on top of the Niagara Escarpment to his liking.  He felt that a headquarters in this area would not be as obvious and would allow him and his faithful flocks to relax and make some serious plans about expanding and dominating.  The contributions to his cause was quite enough to purchase a large tract of land, just north of Fonhill, Ontario, Kanata, which included a huge gothic style mansion, with a well-constructed grey stone wall surrounding it, an ancient cemetery, rolling hills, lots of colourful maple trees and a large open field which had been growing soy.  He spent a lot of money extending the stone wall to protect his entire property with guard houses appropriately placed for patrolling and guarding all his new acquisitions.  He supported some 4,000 disciples of his cause in moving them to Canada and housing all of them within the walls of his new domain.  He helped them with their new black battle fatigues with red embroidered crests over their right breast pockets.  He and his artistic associates had designed a maple tree with bright red leaves and a black trunk and branches to symbolize the Neo-Fascist organization whom he dubbed the Freedom Forces.  He liked to use the classical German inspirational sayings such as, “Arbeit ist Freiheit!” which he had built into a wrought iron classical medieval gate, the main entrance to his properties.

Hermann’s staff expanded to about 10,000 as he was easily able to recruit youngsters who were looking for something by which to be inspired.  He pandered to their habits, tobacco, beer and coffee, and ensured that all had cigarettes, beer and coffee in large amounts for free as part of his enticement for the teenagers and early twenty year olds who enlisted.  He built some gothic style grey stone dormitories behind his mansion.  His executives, the original Philadelphians who joined him in Fonthill, were given rooms in his fifty room mansion each with extended sun rooms and balconies to accommodate them, singly, in pairs and trios.  He insisted that everyone stay very fit and provided a huge indoor gymnasium, swimming pool and fencing areas.  He also built a large outdoor tennis and basketball facility for everyone and encouraged boxing, wrestling and Judo lessons from the expert staff members who were proficient boxers, wrestlers and Judo masters.

Hermann’s own room was the huge master bedroom of the mansion.  It contained a small universal exercise machine.  It had those kinds of secret doors in all the walls which led to secret rooms and passageways throughout the mansion.  One of the secret rooms was done in red and black and had a huge four-poster bed with silk sheets, mainly white with the red maple tree design that he had had created/  It was occupied by one of Hermann’s first disciples, an Eva Schwarz, originally, Eva Weissenstein, a Jewish rebel from a wealthy Philadelphia Jewish family, had fallen deeply in love with Hermann.  She was willing and able to do whatever he asked of her.  Hermann saw her as her slave and treated her accordingly.  She loved being spanked by him and chained to her bed in handcuffs so that he could mount her and thrust inside of her as furiously as he was able.  Eva would start to have orgasms as soon as he surreptitiously snuck into her room at least twice a day.  She stayed in her room all day as Hermann’s private squeeze and slave.  She also was his personal cook and ensured that there was no poison in the food she gave him by eating a large portion while he watched.  Otherwise, she watched television all day long while nibbling at delicacies like caviar and chocolate covered caramels, Nova Scotia lox and fresh black rye bread on which she spread a large amount of locally produced dark honey.

Hermann had installed the latest equipment for espionage, around the world.  He found he could buy eyes and ears at the UN and all the leaders’ war rooms and bedrooms of the countries of world.  His war room was featured by a huge panel of Plexiglas which modern electronic magic was able to show all the present positions of airplanes, armies, rockets and beautiful women who liked to prance around in the nude.  Once the war-room was completed and operational, Hermann was the only one allowed to enter and operated the controls.  Hermann harboured paranoid thoughts about just about everyone.  He actually only trusted one person and that was his main squeeze, Eva.  She was totally disinterested in the war-room.  Her visits were mainly to please her lover with passion and bring him safe food to eat.  They didn’t need a bed for sex.  Hermann chained her to a strong steel universal exercise machine and raped her repeatedly while she hung upside down from the exercise machine.  She expressed sincere delight at his attention and his raping and was satisfied that everything was peachy keen.

Hermann was a studious man and searched out references to the Library of Congress, in Washington, DC, Wilipedia and the Tate Gallery Library in London, England.  He had some favourite texts he liked to read and re-read.  These included Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler, Ho Chi Minh’s writings on the Art of War, Die Heilige Bible especially of the Jews movement from the Sinai, through Jericho, into Babylon and Palestine, only to be defeated and enslaved by the Babylonians, Mesopotamians and Persians, while the Arc of the Covenant was sequestered, never to be seen again, and the Temple of Solomon virtually razed to the ground except for what is now the Wailing Wall, in Jerusalem.  He was particularly intrigued by the unusual Book of Esther and of Daniel as well as the Exodus which indicated how some lowly Jewish slaves were elevated to some influential positions by their enslavers, like Joseph in Egypt and Esther, Mordecai and Daniel in the ancient Persian Empire.  He could not fathom how Esther and Scheherazade, two teenage, enslaved harem girls, could be elevated to the Queen of Persia by Xerxes, King of an Empire that stretched from the Orient and China to the Straits of Gibraltar including most of southern Europe and Northern Africa as well as the entire Middle East.  What power did they possess besides their tantalizing beauty to get to be above the King in a tremendously large Empire.  It made Hermann extra wary of every woman who approached him, even his obedient servant, Eva Schwarz.  Often, he considered murdering his slave, as how Herod and the Pharaoh approached the danger of a King being born that would threaten their authorities.

Hermann thought about a lot of things including his survival in a of fortune that would quash his movement and disperse it.  He read with interest the story of Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus who were warned by the three Oriental Kings that Herod was going to kill all male offspring of Jewish descent.  Joseph, Mary and Jesus fled to Egypt, of all places, which meant there were in Egypt Jewish families and Hebrew Synagogues remaining and thriving in a land which had historically persecuted the Hebrews and chased them out of Egypt.  He figured that they were wealthy, those ancient “enslaved” Jewish builders of the Pyramids, because in fact they lived in the most fertile triangle in all the world, the Delta of the Nile.  He figured some of them remained in  Egypt working for the Pharaoh and had a sizeable community with at least one synagogue, in which Jesus, Mary and Joseph were asylum-ed for their own protection from the long arm of Herod, in Bethlehem and elsewhere in the middle East.  Hermann mused that perhaps they did have special divine intervention powers that would seduce someone as powerful as the King of Persia, Xerxes or the King of Egypt, Ramses II.  Why else would they show behaviour that was necessary to subject their own lofty plans for domination and put on top of them a teenage harem slave and MAKE HER QUEEN!  Der Kommandandt Hermann couldn’t make it work in his own version of a logical, perfect world that he envisioned.  Was Eva Schwarz a real threat to him?  Was Eva Braun commander over Hitler?  Were Esther and Scheherazade magicians or sorceresses?  Did they practice hypnosis and mind control techniques?  Or, were they persuasive leaders who just realized their deep desires for domination, both of them defeating powerful Kings, in powerful Empires, and taking command with glazing of the King’s eyes with pulchritude and extraordinary sex?  “Hah!” exclaimed Hermann, aloud, not realizing that Eva had just entered his inner sanctum.

“What’s the ‘Hah!’ about, my darling Hermann?” asked Eva as she carried to him a tray of freshly cooked and prepared food and drink.  Automatically, Eva drank half the orange juice and ate half the BLT in front of Hermann before she gave the tray up to him.  Then she drank a half of a cup of coffee before she put it back on the tray.  Hermann, in an unusual fit of open anger, swept the tray to the floor, breaking all the glass and china.  “Now, clean that up immediately and then get undressed.  I’d like to diddle thee hung upside down!”  Eva was frightened but she obeyed and then undressed waiting to be hung upside down.  Hermann kicked her in the ass and bellowed.  “Get your fat ass out of here!  I don’t want to see any part of you before tomorrow!  Capeesh?”  Eva scurried out half-undressed and crying.  She had never been treated this way before.  She really didn’t have any idea of just how angry her lover could be.  She sulked to her room and gorged herself on caramels and caviar.

The next day Eva returned without a tray and dressed so fully with non-see through clothing.  She demanded, “Hermann, if you don’t marry me immediately, I will leave you and all your feeble attempts to dominate the Earth.  Capeesh?”  Hermann drew his ray gun and vaporized her.  Eva’s sister, Evelyn, hiding behind a curtain then appeared and drew her ray gun and vaporized Hermann.  Immediately, she exposed her midriff where she had a belt of high explosives which she detonated and blew up the mansion and all the surrounding property and personnel that resided in the mansion and in the barracks, including Evelyn, herself.  The animals survived and took back their land and started natural selection to establish the natural order of things without religious dogmata.  All over Earth, the pigs were not declared more equal as the animals took over everything and kicked the farmers and the ranchers off their natural habitats.

One Silverback Ape was dominant.  He roared so loudly and so fiercely that every animal fell in love with him.  And he became the Leader of the Earth.  He developed a benevolent dictatorship with Peace and Harmony on Earth, as it is in Heaven.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md
Wetland, Kanata

September 30, 2013

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