ALLEGORICALLY ESTHER

MS. WERBEH MALKEH

MORTENSSOHNN

An Allegorical Legend

Worthy of an Oratorio

By Izzy Ess of Blessedness

Ms. Werbeh Malkeh Mortenssohnn, the virgin princess of the Werbeh tribe, was sold by her whole family for King George’s court tribe of virgins for his pleasures.  The sum of money was important to the family who were themselves the slaves of Bad King George of Middle Persia, twixt the Tigress and Euphrates Rivers, where magnificent gardens were established for the pretty sites for all-night royal pleasures.  Werbeh was voluptuous at thirteen years of age and very bright.  Her uncle, Morton Mortenssohnn, had coached her thoroughly on Karate, Judo and the Legends of the area and asked her to tell the King some stories to amuse him so that she would be favoured by the King and he might be seduced by her to look upon the Werbeh prisoners as musicians, engineers and administrators to bolster the Bad King’s large ego and allow the Werbehs privileges in their imprisonment and enslavement.

And lo, it came to pass that Bad King George’s wife, the present Queen of Persia, was banished when she refused to do her nude and lewd fourteen veil dance routine in front of all the visitors who had come to celebrate the King’s anointment and induction as a Son of God on his own Birthdate, just before the summer solstice sacrificing celebration.  He removed her crown quite unceremoniously by a punch to her big jaw and a yank upon her breasts.  He took the crown and held it high so that he had, in fact, declared, “The Queen of Middle Persia has been vapourized.  The next to wear this crown will be obedient to me in every way and please the Seven Princes, the Seven Sculptors, the Seven Plumbers and the Seven Eunuchs, equally.  Oh Seven loyal Eunuchs, please cleanse all the Seven Virgins and discover which of them is most delectable and which of them can be introduced to my own mother and which of them has the biggest hips and breasts!”

The next big night of celebrations and salutations and feasting and imbibing by the Bad King George’s court and visitors was full of joviality and drunkenness and quite public nude displays of frank affection.  It pleased the newly created Son of Allah to see his courtiers so happy and supportive of his magnificence and beneficence, his legendary potency and biggest balls and completely circumcised great manhood in the country, and the history of the Middle Persia. Werbeh waited patiently for her debut.  Finally, she was presented, not naked, but in gauzy harem-wear, to all the court for voting by the Princes, Plumbers, Eunuchs, Sculptors and the King, of course, who got the final vote in everything.  Her uncle, Morton Mortenssohnn, had taught her well about seductive dancing and the swinging of her breasts and hips to be the most seductive virgin in the whole wide world of Mediterranean huge countries of the Middle East, including all the colonies from China to the Portugal and Gibraltar-Morocco Western Gate to all that was existent in the world of Earth and Seas and Firmaments.  All the Orcas and all the Penguins were attentive and productive and subservient to Bad King George.  Impressive was this very young cute Virgin, Werbeh Malkeh Mortenssohnn, that she caught the eye of all who did observe her gyrating including all the fish and whales underneath the seas and all the birds and pterodactyls in the air and all the creatures on the Earth, including hairy mammoths and aardvarks, boa constrictors, asps and spiders.  And up above the firmaments in Heaven, Allah and his herd of singing Angels, Cherubim and Nephalim, when Giants walked the Earth and had their way with all the women of the Earth.

And lo, the Bad King George was softer in the Heart and Head than he had ever been, the wine affecting his good judgement and the judgement of the courtiers, in groups of Seven.  Lo, George chose the Virgin Princess Werbeh to be had by him that night for all the World to see.

The groups of Sevens gathered in the Royal Gardens where a pool of myrrh, gold and frankincense awaited the Virgin Princess and the Bad King George who was already so excited he was at full mast and throbbing heavily.  The virgin had been trained in martial arts and knew exactly what to do.  She grabbed the Bad King’s balls and mast and withdrew a sharp stiletto from her not so virginal vagina and she threatened the drunk George with emasculation if he dared to disobey her.  She barked her orders to the courtiers who prepared a ceremony of a Royal Marriage, while Bad King George just trembled helplessly.  The marriage was consecrated and in effect quite consummated by the happy couple who were now declared the Queen and King of Middle Persia, in front of Allah, his flying Angels and the entire court of courtiers and uncle Mortenssohnn who had snuck in to crash the party when no one observed him.

The Queen declared her uncle to be the Prime Minister and Werbeh, herself, anointed him with myrrh and frankincense and gold.  Unprecedented was the quick and quiet coupe that occurred before the eyes of Allah and the entire Royal court of Middle Persia.  The other countries of what was to be the Oil and Gas Producers Royal Influential Prime Cartel were impressed by the cleverness of Mortenssohnnians as they took control of Middle Persia and eventually the Holy Land of Palestine, Old Mecca and the Magic Fountains of the Romans who were planning such a coupe, themselves.  The Greeks who now were so deeply steeped in Mathematics, Dance, Philosophy and such, were not in any mood, henceforth, to fight for power.  Eventually, it was the Huns and Mongols who took over, with the Holy Blessings of the Roman Gods who were powerful and colonizing.

Jesus and Mohammed were the seers and the revolutionaries that were waiting for their time to take command.  Jesus was so selfless, he did sacrifice himself to instigate his own disciples to convert the World to Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Men, but not to Women, Homosexuals, Africans and Children, which excluded Werbehs and their followers who were diminished to a precious few, despite the clever tactics of the Virgin Queen and her Prime Minister, the Reverend Mortenssohnn.  Amen and Hallelujah!

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Wetland, Kanata

September 24, 2013