hinterlanders

PIERRE AND HIS ADELE

An Ode Befitting Oratorio

By Izzy Ess of Oblige Nobless

Befitting royalty, Pierre and his

Adele, embarked on missions to convert

The natives of the Hinterlands to their

Own version of the Anglican beliefs,

That kings may kill their wives if they cannot

Produce an heir of male persuasion, eh?

The native folks were more sophisticated

Than Pierre’s Adele had counted on.

The men had certainly whacked off their wives,

When they demanded sex more often than

Once a year, see?.  However, wives killed husbands

Frequently and had to go to Nederland

To get a man to service them.

Pierre and his Adele felt that this was

Not quite Christian.  Pierre rescinded when:

Ten wives attacked him and demanded that he intercourse the lot of them, just after he whacked off Adele.  Adele could see the writing on the wall and fled.  Ten husbands took her in and gently intercoursed her.  She was surprised how well she felt as this was her completely first experience with love making, though albeit with some natives, not exactly of her ilk.  She had a flashback of one night at Cambridge, when ten professors got her stinking drunk as part of a grand social test and intercoursed her all night long. It wasn’t all that bad, although she realized that Sociology professors are not so well equipped and not well versed in intercourse.  These Hinterlander husbands were quite randy and so well endowed, it was so pleasurable and endearing that she yelled at her Pierre, with a big smile, “Go right ahead, my husband; we’re already bound for Hell!”  And, quietly, she asked of all ten balding happy men, “Go right ahead, my native Hinterlanders, waft me off to Hinterlander Hell, as many times as you are able!  Do it, now!”

Pierre and his Adele were so completely

Going native and surrendered to

The Hinterlanders.  Afterwards, they both

Surrendered to the Nederlanders, thus

Successfully uniting all the natives

In the region, for both Peace and Harmony.

It’s time to bid the lot of you all adieu

England, and Eighth King Henry’s new

Religion, wasn’t ever so ignored,

Before.  In Heaven, God ignored it more…

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

September Ides, 2013

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