jack dempsey

Jack Dempsey

A Fishy Tail and Tale of

An Observant Experimenting Jack

By Izzy Ess of Fishiness

Jack Dempsey and his wonderful equipment would approach a small fish, nose-to-nose, and hypnotize him with his magic nose and then open wide and suck the small fish into his big stomach for a snack that he enjoyed, before he ate the bigger fish that were around, for a big meal, like dinner.  Jack liked lurking at the bottom part of his aquarium and scout out meals, as they swam leisurely above him.  When he was hungry, he would float toward the surface and pick out his meal, big or small, even if it meant he’d have to chomp a piece first from a bigger fish’s belly and then eat the meal in chunks he’d chomp.  But first, he’d use his secret weapon to just paralyze his prey.  Then, he’d eat them whole or piece-by-piece.

Jack Dempsey was a happy camper.  Just one thing did puzzle him.  There was an ape-like monster that would look into the tank at intervals with a magnifying glass to make his one dark brown eye very large.  Sometimes, this monster put some metal things right in the tank.  The metal things were connected by some coloured worm-like things that would run to a box near the tank which had a big eye of its own, which was dull green with some bright yellow worms, just wiggling rhythmically across it.  Sometimes, a second monster with a bright white skin and golden hair atop her head would join the ape-like monster with almost no hair atop his head.  The second monster had two bright blue eyes with black little wires above them and below them.  She also had a magnifying glass to look right at him, sometimes, and observed him hypnotizing his next meal.

Several times, he saw the monsters take off their bright white skin, revealing a brownish white skin beneath.  One monster had these bouncing bumps between her armpits which she liked to wiggle for the other monster, who didn’t have such bumps.  He did, however, have a long pinkish thingy coming from a rumpled sac between his upper thighs.  He would wiggle this appendage while his partner wiggled her two bumps with pinkish bumps right in the middle of them.  Then, the appendage of the one and the pink bumps of the other would get harder and bigger.  The appendage grew some twenty times its former size and point toward the other monster.  Then, the monster with the bumps would turn around and point her other bumps atop her lengthy, curvy lower appendages, toward the other monster, who pointed his much harder and longer and throbbing appendage right between the other monster’s curvy bumps and push it all inside her, somewhere deep.  Then, he’d pull it partly out, and push it in, a zillion times until, both monsters started squealing because it hurt, presumably, although both monsters would grimace and then smile, repeatedly.  I liked it because the whole time they were squealing, grimacing and smiling, neither monster took the time to look at me with those awful magnifying glasses, which gave me quite a start, at times.  Finally, they would cover up themselves with their old shiny white skins and pay attention to the green-eyed box or start looking at me with their big blue and brown so scary eyes.

One day, five big monsters came to see the two big monsters already here.  Each of them took turns just looking at me through those magnifying glasses.  They brought with them a little box which squealed and grumbled endlessly, plus a silver bucket with a dark red container with a cork and several small containers that were open at the top and supported by a stem and rounded base which supported them upright on a small moving shelf with wheels.  There was also a large open container with some crunchy stuff that all the monsters took inside their mouths.  Then, one of them removed the cork from the dark red tall container and poured out some reddish liquid with a lot of bubbles similar to the bubbles in my home, produced by a small black box that sucked up my water and poured it all back in my home.  Then they all did lift the small containers with the bubbly reddish liquid and they put it all inside their big mouths and swallowed all of it.  They made some squeals and other sounds which were quite garbled.  Then they all wiggled and removed their outer shiny whites and showed each other their big bumps and limp appendages.  After several moments, the monsters with the limp appendages made them all quite long and hard while the monsters with the bumps just turned around and showed their other big, curvy bumps.  Then they all wiggled again and the ones with stiff appendages put them into the ones with curvy bumps and then they switched around after squealing, groaning, grimacing and smiling.  They coupled several times amongst themselves, exchanging partners about six times before they put back on their whites.  Then they took the small black box and wheeled the tray with empty small and large containers out.  Then, the lights were dimmed and no more monsters were around to bother me.  The box with the one green glowing eye stayed and glowed in the dark.

I don’t know what these monsters are doing and I hope they don’t discover my secret of paralyzing my own prey.  I am, however, lonely at times, there being no other Jack Dempseys for me to chase and play with and perhaps eat when I am really hungry.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Wetland, Kanata

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