SAMANTHA SALAMANDER
A Silly ode featuring S, F, and H
By Izzy Ess of Silly, Funny
Holiness
Samantha
Salamander sauntered out and sallied forth and found a Senior Citizen, named
Solly Solstice sampling serviettes at Serenade’s Silver Spoon. She sidled up to his right side and said,
“Sol, do you select the serviettes by serial selections or do you serve
serviettes for Saturday’s symbolic sustenance?
Surviving sentencing for serial sin and stimulation, Solly said, “Sod
off Samantha! You smell of cinnamon and
sugar daddies and insoluble salt sandstones!
Phenomena
of Phantoms, a flavoured fennel soup, festered in the fantasies of Pfister, Mister
Pfister Phantasmagoria of Florida, so famous for his festooned fish and fileted
flounder. Fred Fedora feasted on phenomenal
filet of folded fishy food and featured his fedora for his Dora feeling fine in
Festivals of Feelings. Phew! Its fine to find a finger food that feels
like funny farms in February.
Its
suffice to say that Hudson’s Bay does harbour happiness and holiness in Heaven
as it is on Earth. Hallelujah!
THE
END
© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada
October 18, 2013
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