the end of Pierre

THE DERRIERE

OF OUR PIERRE

A Tale of Tail for Modern Times

A Madrigal or Oratorio for Olden Times

By Izzy Ess of Grand Vitesse

Pierre’s derriere was beautiful.  Pierre knew that his derriere was pretty and so rounded and so cute, because his mother and his sisters told him so.  When he was two, and bathing with his three older sisters and his naked mother, they had all admired his derriere and rubbed it and petted it until it gave him such warm feelings that his little wee-wee started getting hard and pointing.  His oldest sister, Jennifer, had rubbed his wee-wee, too.  She also felt the little balls inside his little sac that had such interesting creases in it, not like anything his sisters or his mother had to show him.  They showed him how they had such tiny wee-wees and they asked that he would rub them all to make them hard and pointy.  Pierre could see that all his sisters, especially, his favourite, Ms. Jennifer, were pleased with his attention to their private parts, especially, his mother’s which were very big and curvy and a little covered with the hair that grew above her lower lips, a lovely, curly bush of hair that our Pierre could pet, just like a kitty.  His mother smiled at him as he would pet her little kitty and she asked him to just lick her bigger wee-wee ‘til it got read hard and red and really pointy.  Pierre felt pleased to please his mother, Jezebel, and his sisters, Jennifer, Adeline and Sophie Mary.  Sophie Mary was just four years old, while Adeline was five and Jennifer, the oldest, and his favourite, was ten and starting to reveal she had two little breasts.  Pierre just loved those little breasts.  They were so tiny when compared to his big mother who had very large and bulging breasts with brown and prominent cute nipples which would get real hard if he attempted to suck milk right out of them.  There was in fact, a little milk to be sucked out, as our Pierre had only recently stopped feeding from his mother’s bulging breasts and started bottle feeding with a rubber nipple.  Pierre preferred his mother’s breasts and he was able to obtain a little milk from them for almost two years more.    Jezebel made sure her offspring were so clean, she bathed them every morning when her husband left for work.

Pierre’s big dad would take a shower early in the morning, before their breakfast at about 7:00 am.  Pierre, his dad, was chief executive at Palmer Steel and Cable and would work the whole day long and sometimes in the evening with his staff of men and women, some of whom were very pretty and so friendly that they helped him make through his lengthy day by kissing him and hugging him at work.  Even the young men, at work, would kiss him and help him make it through the day and evening.  Pierre, the father, had not a small cute derriere like his but rather had a bigger one that was a little hairy.  Pierre had seen his father’s derriere when he awoke a little earlier and peeked into the shower stall to check his dad’s equipment out.  Compared to Pierre, the son, his wee-wee was so long and had some wormy looking purple veins that stood out when his dad would soap his wee-wee and it would harden and get longer.  Pierre, the son, was always wondering if his small wee-wee would be half as large as his big dad.

Pierre turned thirteen and the daily baths continued for him and his three older sisters and his naked mother, in the mornings before school had started for the day.  On Saturdays and Sundays, his big dad would get out early to play golf and would be away for the whole day.  Big Pierre said he would shower at the Palmer Country Club.  Jennifer was now a beauty with such pretty perky breasts as ever seen before.  Our Adeline and Sophie Mary were not as statuesque as Jennifer who was modeling for Palmer’s Model Agency, in town.  The pictures of her in some underwear were featured in the catalogues of many clothing stores, including Palmer’s Fashions, a pricy old Boutique de Fashion, right here in town, with stores in Paris and New York, Vienna and in Prague.  The Palmer’s Lingerie big company featured Jennifer on their front cover of their monthly magazine that rivaled Secrets of Victoria.  She had a handsome derriere but not as handsome as Pierre’s.  Pierre had worked for Palmer’s Model Agency along with Jennifer.  Often they were paired together as a couple modelling men’s underwear and women’s lingerie.  Pictures of their lovely derrieres were often paired in featured articles about the fanciest of newer underwear for men and women.  On purpose, the admen never mentioned who was the female and who was the male, and frankly both had done both sexes in the ads, which brazenly showed sexy nakedness for both the brother and the sister.  Jennifer and our Pierre would laugh and keep a giggling secret from their mother, Jezebel, and their sisters, Adeline and Sophie Mary.

After high school, Palmer Secondary School, Pierre and Jennifer took high paid jobs with Palmer’s Model Agency.  Adeline and Sophie Mary had learned to type and do shorthand, file and do some fancy handwriting.  They were hired as secretaries for the Palmer Steel and Cable Company and got a special steno office of their own set up by their own dad, the old Pierre.  They did a fine job, anyway, and soon became executives in charge of all the other clerks and secretaries.  This caused a lot of jealousy and some employees were let go to just reduce the clamour that was heard by the Executive Director, Mr. Old Pierre, the golfer-womanizer of the town of Palmer, Illinois.  With their huge salaries, Ms. Adeline and Sophie Mary were enabled to just buy a penthouse suite in Palmer Arms, the nicest condominium in Palmer.  The sisters were compatible and became close, committed lovers for a lifetime.  Their father had a suite on the eleventh floor where he could entertain his many women, some of whom were high class prostitutes.  Ms. Jezebel found out about the suite and sued her husband for divorce for bigger bucks than he was willing to dish out.  The settlement left Jezebel in great financial shape.  She sold the house on Palmer Avenue and bought herself a penthouse condominium in Palmer II, the second nicest condominium in town.  Her children often came to visit her on weekends when they’d take a bath together for nostalgic interludes.  Pierre’s cute derriere was always in the centre of their conversation and their intimate bathing rituals.  Pierre and Jennifer were openly in love and very intimate.  They liked to show their mother and their sisters how they would just spoon and make   some love.  Pierre was asked by Jezebel if he would demonstrate on her the spooning penetrations and she really liked to do it.  She liked it so much that she had it done some seven times each time they did their happy bathing.  Adeline and Sophie Mary did enjoy a lot of 69 and did if for their Jennifer and Jezebel while Pierre would watch and get excited.  He would rub against his sisters and his mother with a pleasant and exciting end.

The next few years were pleasant for the family that liked to bathe together.  Jennifer was getting popular with the executives at Palmer’s Modeling agency and was able, with Pierre to buy controlling interest in the whole Agency.  Their bonuses and options made a lot of moolah for the siblings.  The old Pierre then died of apoplexy while he was abed with his old whore, who simply dressed and left and called anonymously 911 and said there was a dead man in the eleventh floor condominium.  Controlling shares in Palmer Steel and Cable were bequeathed to Adeline and Sophie Mary who turned out to be financial whizzes and so greatly did increase the value of the Company, which pleased the stockholders, tremendously.  The siblings were the executive co-directors and were voted in unanimously at a Board symposium.  They were good at acquisitions and the mergers that could make big profits for them all.  They took on Palmer Manufacturing and Palmer Model Agency and appointed Pierre and Jennifer to be executives of the new Company, The Palmer Siblings Company Incorporated with Shares on the NYSE worth billions.  The options traded on the CBOE and the bonds traded everywhere were sought after as investment qualities.

And, the weekly baths with the still beautiful old Jezebel continued faithfully on Saturdays and Wednesdays.  The baths still featured our Pierre’s cute derriere which had now been cast in bronze by Geoffrey Palmer of the family that had established Palmer in the State of Illinois.  This ribald tale of derrieres just illustrates the mileage that can be had if your own derriere were cute and beautifully sculpted, naturally.

THE END, INDEED

© izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

October 11, 2013