Saturday, 19 October 2013

pee-pee

Precious Princess Penelope

An Affectionate Ode About My Kitty And My
Ginger Sprout Of Unknown Shape And Form

By Izzy Ess Of Cattiness

Meticulously, my own kitty, PPP, that’s Pee-Pee-Pee, for Precious Princess Penelope, is licking every hair upon her body of magnificently coloured fur.  She is a Calico and has those spots of umber, black and white upon her body, symmetrically arranged from birth to simulate a Native Canadian Chieftain.  She has those big green cat’s eyes with vertical pupils which can mesmerize a fly before she eats it.  I think she’s full-sized now, at approximately 18 months of age.  About two months ago, she stopped her active moving and didn’t eat or drink the food and water I put out for her.  She didn’t even talk to me, when I was learning how to speak her language and to glean her meaning from her loud and soft meows.  Two days later, she did greet me at the door and then she showed me a big belly that she’d never had before.  In about four weeks, she’d lost the belly and she runs and jumps like she used to.  I’m happy to see her happy and active, for she is my only room-mate save for all my plants which now have just reforestrated my whole bathroom.  I talk a lot.  I’ve had a serious talk with all my plants.  I say, “If you don’t flourish, I will throw you out!”  Most of them have flourished, even my own ginger tree which surprised me and threw up a shoot that’s over 14 inches tall, today, and growing, still.  Incidentally, Pee-Pee has already had her ten full minutes of her craziness where she runs wildly, sometimes into walls and doors, before she settles down to bathe and then, she will be ready for a sleep for some five or six hours, or more, before she does awake and go for food and water.  Her craziness comes afterwards and then she starts, anew, a half day cycle of activities, including sleep.  It’s the greatest when I am asleep and she has crawled upon my chest to sleep and share our body heats.  I’m sure my snoring doesn’t bother her, at all…

THE END

© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada

October 19, 2013

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