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SIMONE STALLONE

A Legendary Tail of

Tail and Clydesdales

By Izzy Ess of Inverness

Simone Stallone aped Godiva, Lady, as she rode around the countryside displaying all her charms for everyone to see and fondle.  She was stunning, in no clothing, and she wore her long hair down around her shoulders and it covered her, enticingly.  She had broad hips so suitable for riding horses without saddles, eh?  She dismounted at a roadside Tavern, full of thirsty men who drank a lot of beer.  Simone distracted them with dances on the bar which featured her amazing private body parts, just wiggling and gyrating for the men to see.  They all stuffed money up her honeypot and she amassed a fortune for herself and her Sir Galahad, who had a vested interest in her pelf and ill-begotten moolah, income from the dancing, eh?  Sir Galahad had her attention as he danced with her, completely naked, grabbing all the money that was offered him.  Sir Galahad beheaded anyone who touched his beautiful Simone.  Simone Stallone, broke free of Galahad, who had sequestered so much of hard earned dough, that he was taking her for granted, no longer murmuring he loved her during quiet times up on the bar.

Simone stole Galahad’s great steed, the tall and handsome Bud Weiser, who did proudly bear his Simone Stallone upon his back.  Now Bud Weiser had a big saddle with a bigger horn and our Simon found that horn comforting as it slipped in and out of her own honeypot as she did gallop ‘round the countryside, attracting men of varied ages, from 15 to 105 years old.  She liked one Barry Gold Whazza, from Texas in the USA.  He was 21 and tall and really handsome and had equipment that could satisfy her from afar.  Barry would stand at twenty yards and dazzle her with his erection which was very long and ever hard.  She dismounted Bud and mounted Barry in a field of daisies.  She did lay with him some thirty days, forever rocking and conjoining.  Bananas near the daisies served for food, along with hares which happened by.  Barry liked to dazzle hares and they would watch as if bewitched and Barry would behead them with one stroke and put them on a spit and roast them on a fire lit by a lightning stick, he carried in his belly bag.

Simone and Barry planned to set up housekeeping at his stable in the woods where the Clydesdale could be housed and hidden from Sir Galahad.  They built a cottage right beside the barn and built some furniture from oak.  Our Barry was a carpenter, like Josef in the Bible, and the Bible was his favourite book.  He liked the fact that Jesus was a carpenter’s apprentice and had built some chairs for Josef’s customers, miraculously making them to fit the derriere’s of some by asking God to help him stretch the wooden structures without breaking them.  Simone learned quite a lot from Barry who was willing to instruct her carefully about advantages of oak.  She repaid Barry with her private parts which worked so well with Barry’s apparatus, sans the help of God, or Thor, or Galahad.

One day, the God of Thunder, Thor, who had been watching our Simone, decided to materialize and corner broad Simone in her own barn, beside the Clydesdale.  Now, Thor was god-like in his demeanor and he commanded the Simone to lay down on a bale of hay while he inserted his new apparatus into her.  She did respond most vigourously and our Thor was thunderstruck at his great feelings deep inside of him.  After three whole hours of making whoopee, he disappeared within a puff of smoke and left Simone confused about his whereabouts.  She stood a little shakily and wandered out to have bananas and some daisies and a hare that had been roasted by her soul-mate, Barry.  Looking down from Heaven, Thor thought he should offer Simone an explanation, so he re-materialized and said, “Mrs. Simone, I’m Thor!”  Never at a loss for words, Simone replied, “You’re Thore?  I’m though thore, I can not pith!”  Confused completely, Thor did disappear, again, just leaving our Simone completely unfulfilled.  So Barry was entreated to just help her out and he fulfilled her fantasies about fulfillment.  She, wisely, kept her story of the Thor quite secret from her Barry, who did not suspect a thing.

Sir Galahad, still searching for his horse, the Bub Weiser Clydesdale, wondered by and smelled his horse, nearby.  He found Simone beside his Bud and jumped upon Simone.  He threatened her with rape, if she did not his horse give back.  Simone just chose to be just penetrated to distract Sir Galahad from his bold quest to take back Bud Weisser, his Clydesdale.  Her plan completely worked a her husband, Barry, heard the ruckus in the barn and ran to see his wife, Simone, being penetrated and fulfilled.  He pitched the fork right through the armour of Sir Galahad and killed him instantly.  Simone and Barry buried Galahad beneath the pile of horse manure, in the corner of the barn.

Simon and Barry lived so happily, forever after in the woods with their Clydesdale and his many mares, that they obtained for him, that Bud could all fulfill, engendering a herd of Clydesdales to haul the beer that they did brew behind the barn.  The fortune, that they made, they gave to children who were needy.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Wetland, Kanata

Oktoberfest, 2013