piggly wiggly

THE PIGGLY WIGGLIEST

AGED ABORIGINALS

A Silly Quite Lyrical Commentary

On the Isle of Abercrombie

By Izzy Ess of Silliness

The aboriginals of Piggly Cove and Piggly Bay say that aged albatrosses cover up the sun to make it night and an aardvark chases them away to cause the day.  They say an alligator cries big tears to make it rain and an armadillo makes the waves that flop upon the shore.  Their menageries of animals that start with “A,” is nature’s way of making seasons and the rainy weather in the spring, the rare snowfall that happens in the winter and the big tsunamis that destroy the land.  Their fearful culture fears the enraged huge volcano that will sometimes spew its lava and its ashes everywhere to change the landscape, on occasion, when the amateur small antelope gets stuck in yonder angry aspen underbrush.  Aristocratic average sized auks make lazy circles in the sky to spell out Piggly Wiggly wiggles endlessly, a dance that only Piggly Wiggles can perform.

And, lo, the spiny tiny, shiny, antiquated and forever aluminium anteater spoke in April and averred that Piggly Wiggly was illegal since the Mayan calendar turned colander, thus altering the moods of everyone from Alabama, Arizona and Annapolis to Amadeus, Aloysius and Art Abraham from hypomanic to depression.  Suddenly the spontaneity and serendipity of Piggly Wiggliest disappeared and reappeared in Antwerp with the diamonds and the jewelry that once belonged to Alec Alexander and his Army of Advanced Aged Advertisers, Appetizers and Appropriators, the AAAAA&A.  Alas the alligator started crying and the raining cats and dogs arrived too late to average out the consequences.  Amen and Hallelujah!  Aaron altered his itinerary and arrived before the Piggly Wiggliest could lift their feet and amortize their holdings in American Express.

And, after all was said and done, the aboriginals returned to husbandry and hoarding.  It was awfully awful in Assiniboine, as aliases did abound with pseudo-pregnancies and Sudoku.  For auld lang syne.  Amen and Hallelujah!

THE END

© izzy sommers, md

Wetland, Kanata

October 11, 2013