armadillo and aardvark

a silly sonnette

by izzy ess of wilderness

an armadillo and an aardvark walked
together in the dark, reciting Pound,
when suddenly a hairy, hoary mammoth
stomped upon them and broke both their legs,
resulting in a catastrophic situation,
where an ambulance was needed
to transport the three of them to San
Diego Hospital for injuries.

suffice to say, in Galloway, a stray
bedraggled elephant with denim pants
complained that Eric Hampton sang his song
with wrong, completely altered lyrics and
attempted to decompensate the eight
titanic melodies with salty dates.

THE END

(c) izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada
June 6, 2013