WHAT HAPPENS IN EFFINGHAM...

a limerick, eh?

a hearty young lad from South Effingham,
arrested when publically effing Ham,
objected to harm
by Law's lengthy arm,
which stopped his intent to re-stuffing Sam.

in Birmingham, a muddy, hungry stud
caught him a pig, a-rolling in the mud;
he roasted her well
so no one could tell
if he were a scoundrel or just a scud.

in Badminton, in Massachusetts, eh?
a man from south of Eastern Mandalay,
contrived to pay
a Hudson's Bay
for games of chance, including fixed roulette...

THE END

(C) izzy sommers, md
welland, canada
june 9, 2013