Bathing in Milk

By izzy ess of inverness

Some actresses and royal personages

Let it slip that they, [and not most lower-

Casted, very soil-ed,] bathe in milk,

Improving smoothness, whiteness and prestige.

Some skin diseases often come with rough

And scaly skin, like eczema and seborrhea

And psoriasis, dermatomyositis

And dermatographia.

It’s sad to say that recently my scrotum

Has enlarged, accommodating hernias

And fluid due to chronic failure

Of my heart.  Suffice to say, there’s chaffing

In my groin and, horribly, my penis

Has retracted right inside my scrotum.

Some mighty stimulating stuff doth spring

It forth, but otherwise it lies quite quietly

Inside, just like a women’s clit…  My breasts

Enlarged by antihypertensive medications,

Also makes me woman-like.

My bushy beard doth save my masculinity.

A bush by any other name

Demands an explanation.  Milk makes

My scaliness less obvious and is

The chemistry that makes me want to whiz.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md., Welland, Canada, April, 2013