LAVENDER

a limerick

by izzy ess from inverness

A dragon coloured lavendish

Contrived to savour Cavendish,

A fish from West

Wherein the best

Gourmets arrived to eat a dish...

When Lavendish survived the day

His friends and he made rapid hay;

They hied to sigh

And give the eye

To Amadeus Mandalay!

Surprisingly, Pierre was there

To show his ample derriere;

Adele replied

"I never lied!

La Mer is where one eats a pear."

"I swear I ne'er compare a bear

To Feragamo in the air."

Pierre replied,

"He always lied.

His ship was swept out with a dare!"

Suffice to say, on Hudson's Bay'

The lark sung, "Clinton, Make My Day!"

A purple ant

Began to plant

The seeds of discontent.  OK!

THE END

(C) izzy sommers, md

welland, canada

June 4, 2013