samantha southern went to northern university

and studied everything about mankind's diversity.

She did her homework

With a male, a jerk,

Who showed her his and them some others in the big city.


She aced her finals after viewing everyone's cute things;

They all were different, eh?  While some were solid, some had springs.

She tried some on and

Tried some in a band

She took some photographs

Of all she saw and made a test with all the dingalings.


Samantha wrote her PhD, presenting to professors;

The male professors stood in line to be her good confessors.

The distaff professorial great dames

Helped Sam when all the men took certain aims...

Sam scored an A+ mark that day amongst the avid testors.


Samantha was successfully induced to take her place,

While all the females were seduced and had a relay race;

The end result

Was no insult

To anyone one at Peyton Place or out in outer space.


Congratulations, Sam, my dear.  You're welcome anytime

To set up testing at my home or office or with thyme;

Adieu for now,

Good-by my cow,

I can't imagine why your services cost one thin dime.


THE END

(c) izzy sommers, md., Welland, Canada, June 7, 2013