Madeleine Mae Abernathy

A Maudlin Manipulative Message

By izzy ess of helplessness

Ms. Madeleine Mae Abernathy was

The kind of woman who recalled the buzz

Of gossip she had caused by stripping in

The mall in Osgood Falls while dripping in

Her freshly poured Macmaster stew and soup

That tasted like a 1950 coupe.

The management rushed in to save the day,

While Edward Mayfield took his jacket off

And covered Mae’s quite ample top and rear.

The manager just scooped her up with Ed

And Fred supporting both her boobs and tubes.

A waiting cruiser opened wide its doors

And Captain Oppenheimer sped away.

 Photographers, reporters and those there,

Recorded rare and pricey footage of

The fuzz that was embarrassed by it all,

In Osgood Falls’ huge shopping Mall that Fall.

It’s hard to say if Mae and Oprah de

Les Oppenheimer stayed awhile in the

Detention room while she was still undressed.

Suffice to say, Ms. Mae was quite impressed

By Oprah’s action in the mall and hall

And said so in the press, while Ed and Fred,

Who sublimated sexy feelings by

A look at Officer O’Reilly’s thigh,

When she had lifted high her legs, thereby

Inviting Ed and Fred to Salvador’s

For fries and higher observations of

Her thighs and lessons on the subtleties

Of prying loose the secrets of the Bridge

Of Sighs.  Besides, she had some Buds inside

Her Fridge.  In this, the year of tragedies,

The comedies of Ed, Fred, Mae and Opp

Put Samson and Delilah o’er the top.

Oh Muse of Convolution, set me free!

Oh let me Zing ein Nipple Melodie.

DER ENDE

DANK SEI GOTT!

MAE BLEIBT MAE

© izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

June 17/13