ORANGE ORANGUTANS

limericks

by izzy ess from wilderness

An orange orangutan of Yucatan played in a band
Of bright red cardinals and natives with a bronze-like tan;
They played 'til dawn,
'Til Rickles, Don
Announced his resignation, just requesting also ran...

So, unbeknownst to Harrison in Garrison, West Gore,
Who's extra-ordinarily re-compensated for
Refining oil
About to boil,
Without so much as mopping up the marble in the floor...

It's hard to say which Bay is Hudson's or the Chesapeake,
When rats and mice are so ticked off and piqued, they hardly speak;
In Glacier Bay
The seals all say,
In Mandalay, eh?  Abercrombie and her partner, Meek,

Respond to adversaries in a way to see the light,
And strike a rock with all their might, insight and dolomite;
Orangutans,
With orange fangs
Erupt corruptly and somnambulate, before they fight!

THE END

(c) izzy sommers, md

Welland, Canada

June 10, 2013