a mexicali melody

FERNANDO & SOPHIA

A Mexican Tale of Tail in Iambic Pentametre

By izzy sommers, md

Suppose Conquistador Fernando Venezuela

Lopez  wore the underwear

Of Senorita da Rosetta Fey

And got a goring on the horns of Bull,

The toughest bull in Mexicana, Mexico,

And had to be in surgery

Before he bled to death, would surgeons tell

His secret or identify Da Fey?

The Matador was safe because the surgeon

Was a woman, Sister Sophie Mary

De la Bamba, Head of Surgery

For famous Santa Ana co-ed Convent,

Monastery, Restaurant and Hospital.

When Surgeon Bamba saw the underwear

And all the manhood it enclosed, she almost

Swooned, but saved her reputation by

Just anchoring herself to Lopez by

His ample member which enlarged enough

To be an anchor for Da Bamba and

The other OR nurses who were also

Feeling faint.  The Matador’s heroics

Were sufficient to inspire the OR

Staff, both male and otherwise.  Repair

And stopping of the haemorrhage were deemed

Magnificent, while all involved together

Stroked the object of their fantasies

Until it showered them with praise and DNA

And hot refreshment not before experienced.

Reluctantly, the anaesthesiologist

Allowed Fernando to awake.  Inspecting

The remarkable repair, he said,

“I feel amazingly refreshed and ready

To retry The Bull and face him with

Renewed high energy and verve and nerve!

Oh mooches grassy ass, my learn-ed friends!”

Behind their masks, the OR staff returned

Their, “grassy asses,” with tremendous smiles,

He couldn’t/ wouldn’t/shouldn’t ever see.

This secret saga would have stayed obscured,

If I, Da Mamba, shied away from poetry

And Archives of the Mexicana

City Hall.  Besides, I’m proud of my

Fernando who returned to ask me for

My skillful hand in marriage.  I accepted

And we led a very happy life

Until he died of apoplexy during

Sex at 84.

I hope he’s waiting

For me in the afterlife and hasn’t

Spent himself with Cherubim and Nephalim

And all those other Angels who

Have likely never seen the likes of him…

I have to stop before my eyes get dim…

THE END

© Izzy sommers, md.

as da Mamba

March, 2013

Welland, Canada and

Mexicana, Mexico