OLGA’S EDUCATION
A Tale of Tail in Iambic Pentametre
(WARNING #1: Seriousness does dissolve to porn.)
(WARNING #2: My facility with German leaves a lot to be
desired.)
(WARNING #3: My poetic abilities are still OK, I hope…)
By Izzy Ess
of Picturesque
Wenn Herr
Professor Wolfgang Oppenheimer
Haettet Lust and
Zeit gehabt, er hatt
Dass Jungfrau,
Olga Schmidt besucht und hatt
Ihr glucklich
Vater eine Fragge vohl
Gefragt, „Ist
Olga virklich jung, gemutlich
Und so
ungebraucht?“ Der Vater hat
Geschmechlt und antwortet,
„Sicher, sicher,
Herr Professor
Oppenheimer. Sie
Ist so schoen und
so sicher jung!“ „Also,“
Professor
Wolfgang hat gesugt. „Ich brauch
Ein Jungfrau fur
Versuch. Mein Jungfrau hatt
Ein Mann gefindet
und ich brauch einander.“
„Gibt es Gelt?“
der Vater hat gefragt.
„Ja, sicher,
sicher,“ hatt der Wolfgang schnell
Gesugt. „Also,“ gemeint der Vater. „Sie
Muss essen,
schlaffen und bekleidet sein.“
„Ja, sicher, Schmidt,
mein heiliger Herr
Johann Schmidt.“ Professor Wolfgang
Oppenheimer und
die Jungfrau, Olga Schmidt,
Am Universitaet
gegungen sind.
Dass Jungfrau,
Olga, ganz zufrieden war.
She took her clothes completely off to show
Professor Wolfgang Oppenheimer that
She really was a virgin, saying, “I’m
So glad you asked my father for the
Opportunity for me to do some research
With you, in your lab.
Would you now like
To see, up close and personal, that my
Virginity’s intact?”
Professor Oppenheimer
Bent his head toward her naked
Groin while Olga held her lower lips
Apart. He saw
directly that she told
The truth. He tried
to get his finger in
Her but could not because her cherry was
Intact. “Come see,”
she said and even she
Could not insert her finger and get past
Her toughened hymen. “If
I lick your cute
Clitoris, maybe, you will lubricate
Your tiny opening and we can see
If fingering can be achieved.” “OK!”
She said and moved her pelvis up toward
The kind professor’s face so he could better
Lick her clit. His
tongue was big and hot
And had a great effect on Olga who
Began to groan and sweat.
His tongue could not
Go into her. Then Olga
started pushing
Hard against Professor Wolfgang’s face.
His nose was rubbing her clitoris and
She squirted hot and slimy juices on
His tongue. She screamed
with climaxing and wrapped
Her thighs around Professor Oppenheimer’s
Neck to draw his tongue and nose much closer
To her private parts.
Professor Wolfgang
Was perspiring and his groin was pushing
Forward. Olga noticed
and reached down
To zip his fly right open and retrieve
His throbbing manhood.
Stoking his erection,
Caused ejaculation on her.
He
Just licked it up, to clean her off. Some stuff
Had landed on her mouth and she was able
To just get it in her mouth and swallow
Some. She said, “Oh
my, that’s tasty, Herr
Professor Oppenheimer.
May I lick
Your penis and enjoy some more.” “Of course,
My dearest virgin, Olga.
Please do help
Yourself, and take your time.” Our Olga took
His manhood in her mouth and slowly licked
It clean. It grew in size
and started back
To throbbing and she got a mouthful of
The stuff she found so tasty. He had grunted,
Screamed and arched his back for Olga’s ease
Of sucking on him.
She responded by
An arch, herself, and squirted more of her
Juice on Professor Oppenheimer’s clothes.
The taxi stopped and parked.
The taxi driver
Left his seat and came around to join
Them in the back. He
took his clothes off and
Did help Professor Wolfgang to remove
His garments, too.
Our Olga, naked still,
Was smiling broadly as she grabbed both penises
And put them in her mouth.
She tongued
Them both enthusiastically and thus
Enjoyed a double dose of hot and creamy
Stuff to swallow and enjoy.
The driver
With a huge and throbbing penis, still,
Positioned Olga on the seat so that
Her rear was pointing up toward his mast.
He pushed his penis hard against her hymen
And it gave. Glad
Olga gasped as she
Was penetrated to the hilt.
She started
Thrusting with such vigour that she climaxed
Seven times while Wolfgang masturbated.
Standing, he could push his throbbing member
Into driver John’s back door. John did
Relax and moved to take Professor’s tool
So deep inside of him.
Then, Olga turned
And took the driver’s penis from the front.
She thrust in rhythm with him and was matched
With Wolfgang’s thrusting.
Then, the three of them
Reached climaxes and screamed. A female cop
Arrived and dropped her guns and pants. She crawled
Inside the cab and stripped right down to nakedness.
Participating in the joining
And enjoined, the four spent all the night
With satisfying sexual activity
That really finished Olga’s tough, erstwhile
Virginity, forever, off, with smiles.
It is a bloomin’ shame.
It’s difficult
Enough to find a virgin in New York,
While cabs and cops are only rarely forked.
THE END
[with apologies to all about the errors
I’m sure I have made in my attempts
at writing in German.
I think the poetry and porn are OK…]
© izzy
sommers, md., retired, Welland, Canada, July 9, 2013
again, i extend apologies to any readers that speak High German. next time, i may be tempted to try my "facility" with german dialects, which was fairly good, some time ago...
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