Friday, 12 July 2013

royal tennis news flash

SHIRLEY AND CHARLEY
A Silly Sonnette
By Izzy Ess of Inverness

A whirly girlie by the name of Shirley
Surely, surly and up really early,
Served her seven tennis balls with curves
That would have baffled Curly Charley, had
He not prepared his burly ball returns,
Just yesterday, with slip, a clay for molding
Bay-view dogs in view of Beowulf wolves,
Who danced and twirled in fancy pants free-lance.
As surely as Myrrh Shirley hit her boomer
Serves, Prince Barley Charley knocked the stuffing
Out and scattered yellow Jell-O on
The former Count of Effingham, beside
The Countess Bellingham who sat dumb-founded
In the courtside, inside Royal lounge.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md., retired, at last, Welland, Canada, July 12, 2013

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