Sunday, 21 July 2013

Lilith, eh?

HUMPERDINCK HANKERED LILITH
A Hellova Hammering
By Izzy Ess of Nevertheless

Herr Heinrisch Humperdinck had hankered for
Hermaphroditic humping.  He had heard
That Lilith, the Hermaphrodite that helped
The Adam-Eve first couple have hard sex,
Was hanging out in Hampstead by the Humber
Hole of Holy Heaven Holiness.
Herr Henri Humperdinck hung out at Holy-
Holy where he hovered over handsome
Lilith, who with both her sexy sides,
Had humped a hundred Hamiltonians
On Holiday in Hapsburg’s haunted house.
The Hambiltonians historically
Have hounded Lilith for co-operation
For a hundred thousand years of Hell.
On hailing hale and hearty Lilith, Herb
Held onto his hard hammer, heralding
The honest honour that he had beheld.
The Lilith Legend held her rump on high
For humping purposes while Heinrisch hammered
It to her.  She held her breasts and held
Her breaths.  Herr Henry heaved a heavy sigh
And died before our humping masked hermaphrodite
Completed her habitual
Routine.  She had to disengage herself
From hapless Heinrisch, to get hold of Haskell
Horowitz of Harrington, and have
A happy, healthy, hearty landing, eh?
Her happiness was so heartfelt, she hurt
Her husky Horowitz whose heart had halted.
Herr Heinrisch was so buried in the arms
Of Horowitz, that they could hump in Hell.
Our Lileth hammered in her Tinkerbel.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada

July 21, 2013

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