greetings

Dear Russian readers,

Spassibo.  Das ve danya.

Dear Canadian readers,

Nice and lousy weather we're having, eh?  There's a loose moose aboot the hoose.  Cathedral!!

Dear American readers,

Howdy.  See y'all later.  Later, gater; after a while crocodile.  23 skidoo!  Damn Yankees...

Dear German readers,

Guten abend.  Deutschland uber alles!  Mir gehen voglen, nicht?

Dear Serbian readers,

Congratulations!  You've produced the greatest tennis players, ever!

Dear Dutch readers,

Oo het es mit du?  Seit ihr Friesen oder Hollander?

Dear Italian readers,

Grazzi!  Ciao!  Gaguzze!

Dear readers,

Please feel free to correct my language disabilities...

This is not original, but it's good.  The author is anonymous and is English royalty, i would guess..

There was a young man from Lancelot,
Whose neighbours would look at askance a lot;
Whenever he passed
A comely young lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot...

Sincerely,

dizzy izzy of welland, canada