Pierre, Adele, Samantha and Daaveed
A tale of tail
By Izzy Ess of Inverness
Pierre, Adele, Samantha and Daaveed
Of Northern Southern Afrika, agreed to feed
The kitty when they did each other,
One or other favour, with regard
To sex. An
intercourse was valued at
An hundred Kroner, while a sucking-licking
Garnered fifty big ones.
So, within
A year, their coffers were completely filled.
They cashed it all for paper money and
Took off to Bernese Switzerland. The Swiss,
Did not take kindly to their ostentatious
Shows of strong affection and they put
Them all in prison for the seven deadly
Sins that they committed, everywhere,
In towns and mountain getaways. The crime
The Swiss considered worst was sloth, while greed
And gluttony were second laberwuersten.
La Quarttetto da Diablo were
Released and took up music and performed
For Kings and Queens all over Europe with
Renditions of Ravel’s orchestral grand
Conversion of Muzorski’s, “Pictures at
An Exhibition,” for piano and
Four hands. King Richard
and his Queen, the charming
Isabella, made demands that the
Quartetto do its playing in the nude
And joined the group, disrobed and sexy. Our
Daveed and Isabella got it on!
Pierre, Adele, Samantha and the audience
Of sixteen hundred, all completely
Nude and lewd, joined in.
The pictures taken
All went viral on the internets.
The rioting Police succeeded in
The public banging that was going on
And banged the heads of all the royal family.
In Afrika, Quarttetto da Diablo
Was revered and welcomed home with big
Parades and orgies in the streets. Amen.
THE END
© izzy
sommers, md., retired
Welland, Canada
July 17,
2013
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