Wednesday, 24 July 2013

pierre la monde

PIERRE AND FRIENDS
A Tale of Tail in Iambs
By Izzy Ess of Inverness

Pierre la Monde was handsome.  He had spent the night at Annabelle’s small flat in Kensington.  Tomorrow, he would visit his Sophia for a one-night-stand.  On Saturday, it would be Molly for the weekend.  She would drive him out to Heathrow, Monday morning, where he had a date with Isobel, his fiancée, at Shopsy’s Bar and Grill, right in the airport.  His Isobel was faithful to him, having been his friend and lover since they both were kids, and neighbours, in West Nottingham, just east of Blenheim, Lincolnshire.  Ms. Isobel was hostess of the Shopsy’s Bar and Grill and had a room in the adjoining country inn, Ye Golden Boar and Minotaur.  Her bed was big enough for them, so long as they were making love.  The nights she entertained her Gladys and her Marilyn, Pierre slept in the comfy chair, beside the bed.  Our Isobel, called Izzy by her friends, preferred the naked company of Glad and Lynn when she was having menstrual periods.  Her Glad and Lynn had menstrual periods the very days that Izzy had them.  Their periods had synchronized a while ago, when they were twenty-two, in 1922.  At thirty-three, in 1933, the three of them were still together as the best of friends, bisexuals, and hostesses.  Pierre was happy that his fiancée was happy with her girlfriends every month.  It gave him time to think about his lives and loves and fantasize that Izzy would invite him to her bed with Glad and Lynn.  He often peeked at Glad and Lynn and Izzy as they lay together.  Their writhing and their moaning, altogether, and in harmony, was stimulating, entertaining and so fascinating, to him.  When Izzy saw Pierre observing, she redoubled efforts with her girlfriends, as she winked at him.  In 1944, when Glad and Lynn and Izzy were all forty-four, Pierre was asked to join the female grouping on the bed.  In 1955, Pierre retired from long relationships with Annabelle, Sophia and his Molly.  He moved in with Izzy, Glad and Lynn, when they developed menopauses and retired their jobs as hostesses.  In 1966, Pierre retired to Lincolnshire because of cardiac arrhythmias.  His health and happiness was paramount.  He bought a female beagle and he lived to eighty-eight, in 1988.  Our Glad and Lynn and Izzy lived to ninety-nine, when it was 1999.  Four full-sized naked statues of the four of them, were formally erected in the field behind the barn of Shopsy’s Bar and Grill.  They are overgrown with weeds and spoiled alfalfa, by this time, July the 25th in 2013.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md
Welland, Canada

July 25, 2013

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