bullet's milk and cookies

THE BULLET CHRONICLES

A Milk and Cookies Joke

By Izzy Ess of Excessiveness

A glamourous new starlet, Bullet Bisque,

Was sometimes seen with Hollywood’s most sexy

Man, Seville de Milo, of an age,

That matched her father’s.  No one could believe

That Bullet love her older man.  As time

Went by, the couple seemed to really be

In love.  The father of Seville was thrice

As old as Bullet.  She was sad when Milo

Broke it off, but easily, the father,

Saul de Milo, started dating Bullet.

Happiness was evident in Saul

And Bullet, as the pair was seen in all

The better restaurants.  The buzz was on

When Bullet started showing she was pregnant.

All the wags were saying it was not

Saul’s baby.  Guesses were it was his son’s.

Our Bullet went to term and had a baby

Bump that was substantial and her breasts

Were bursting through her blouses.  Cameras rolled

As Bullet popped her baby out.  It looked

Exactly like her Saul.  Our Bullet liked

To breast feed baby Saul, in public.  Crowds

Of men would gather to observe her luscious

Breasts.  She always showed them both, as if

She relished men who ogled her and her

Delicious-looking breasts.  Photographers

That regularly came, took many photos

That were sold to magazines and newspapers.

And, Bullet’s breasts were featured in the viral

Movies on the internet.  A shocking

Set appeared one time which showed that Bullet

Let some men suck on the unused breast

To drink the milk that flowed in ample quantities.

The crowds of men increased in numbers

And the milk flowed everytime for anyone

That had the bravery to ask for it.

On top of everything, she offered cookies

With the milk.  Sometimes unruly crowds

Were broken up by cops, a few of whom

Would ask for Bullet’s milk and chocolate cookies.

Even after baby Saul was weaned,

A crowd of men would come to her and ask

For milk and cookies.  Bullet gladly pulled

Her breasts out and complied with all requests.

Her husband, Saul, became disgusted and

He left her.  Lines of suitors started forming

Every day in front of Bullet’s condominium

And Bullet would give all

To all the askers.  Contributions and

Box-loads of cookies were delivered to

Her door by men who wanted milk and cookies,

Each and every day.  As years went by

And Bullet reached the age of menopause,

She gave her milk and cookies gladly to

The many men who asked politely.  Kings

And Sheiks would visit her, from time to time.

A marriage with a Saudi millionaire

Was brokered.  Baby Saul was thirty-five

And was allowed to ask for milk and cookies,

Any time.  The Saudi took her to

His condominium in West Bermuda

And invited Baby Saul to live

With them.  Amazingly, our Bullet gave

Her milk and cookies to the Saudi’s friends

And relatives until she reached the age

Of 92.  Her husband had expired

When she was 62.  She died with Baby

Saul still slurping up the milk, aboard

Her roomy yacht.  The Bullet Chronicles

Were published with an hundred pictures of

Her overflowing luscious breasts.  In royalties,

Saul could be very comfortable

For as long as he would live.  There never

Was such generosity and super-

Ample luscious breasts that Bullet had,

Before, and certainly not afterwards.

Our Bullet’s love was never said in words.

THE END

© izzy sommers, md., Welland, Canada, July 9, 2013