dolly palomino

DOLLY POLAMINO AND FRIENDS

A Tale of Tail, involving

Rear Admiral Archibald, the Duke

By Izzy Ess of Silliness

Delores was in love with Jonathan,

Who didn’t quite requite her loving feelings,

‘Cause he loved his Isobel, the noble

Lady who was married to Duke Archibald,

The owner of the lands around the Cheshire

County near Vermont, in Africa.

Delores cried each night until she slept,

Forever dreaming of a ranch, on which

She could reside with Jon.  Our Isobel,

Called Izzy, was quite dizzy with the love

She took from Jonathan, who met her in

The stables with a lovely Palomino

Horse, which was, of course, in love with Lady Izzy,

Too.  The mucking ruckus would attract

The Duke who thought, at first, that Dolly Palomino

Was in heat.  The Duke was soothing

And successfully calmed down his horse,

Before discovering his naked wife

And lover having joyful sex, beneath

The hay of Dolly’s stable.  Reaching for

A pitchfork, Archie lunged at Jonathan,

But missed.  Preparing to attack, again,

Duke Archibald dead-aimed at Isobel

And missed her by a mile.  Quite naked, but

Alert, our Jon retrieved a shovel and

He swung at Archie, hitting him adroitly

On the head.  Duke Archie fell immediately

And ceased to breathe.  Our Isobel, an erstwhile

Nurse, began some mouth-to-mouth.  A drowsy

Archie came around, confused.  He reached

For Jonathan’s long cock and pulled himself

To an erect position and continued

Stroking  the large manhood of his Lady’s

Lover and it came alive.  It throbbed

And spurted sperm on Archibald, who licked

It up and thought it tasted very good.

Our Izzy dropped to both her knees and took

Up licking Jonathan’s hard cock and got

A goodly mouthful to both swallow and

Enjoy.  Duke Archibald pushed Isobel

Aside and followed suit by sucking on

The Jonathan erection, which got longer

And more turgid, throbbing visibly.

Confused, the Duke then mounted Isobel

And thrust away with vigour that amazed

Her.  She responded and she thrust her pelvis

Forward with some vigour, ‘til her Duke

and she did climax, screaming all the while.

Our Jonathan was further stimulated

And he mounted Duke to ram his mast

Into the rear of Archibald who used

To be a brave Rear Admiral.  He had

Deflowered ship-bound cabin boys who frequently

Rear-diddled Archibald, Rear Admiral,

Returning tit-for-tat, with rear-aplomb.

Excitement spread to Dolly Palomino

And she mounted Jonathan, successfully.

Delores wandered in unknowingly.

She’d had a notion that a word with Archibald

Might get the Lady Isobel to stop

Her dalliance with Jonathan and make

Her Jon consider her with favour, eh?

So shocked at what she saw, the horse atop

Her Jon who was atop the Duke who was

Atop his wife, Delores swooned.  Our naked

Lady Isobel sprang into action

And began some mouth-to-mouth resuscitations

On Delores.  A defibrillator

Was at hand.  The men stripped off

The blouse and bra of comatose Delores

And the paddles were applied with expertise.

A DC shock resulted in

Delores’s recovery, but like

The Duke, confusion was a problem.  Our

Delores stood up shakily and saw

That Jonathan was ready to have sex

With her.  She stripped off clothes and underwear

And pushed Jon on the hay, where he lay on

His back.  His manhood stood up with such strength

And throbbing, it was easy for Delores

To shove it up herself as she sat down

On Jonathan.  Our Jon obliged and started

Thrusting in Delores.  She responded

Joyfully and thrust her pelvis down

On Jon with vigour and enthusiasm.

Archibald could not resist her rear

And mounted her accordingly.  Delores

Felt the Duke behind her; it was thrilling

And exciting.  She redoubled all

Her vigour and her thrusting and began

To grunt and sweat.  Our Isobel was envious

But jumped right in and lay on Archie’s back,

Her groin exposed to Dolly who bent down

To it and licked it with his huge strong tongue.

The screaming was intense, repeatedly,

As each of them were climaxing.  The staff

Heard such a ruckus from the stables and

The cops were called.  Three cruisers full of male

And female cops responded and they came

Upon the evil sight.  They had no choice.

They opened fire and killed them all, including

Dolly Palomino.  Headlines read,

FOUR PEOPLE AND A HORSE WERE KILLED WHEN THEY

ATTACKED POLICE and NAKED FOLKS ATTACKED

POLICE WITH PITCHFORKS AND HUGE SHOVELS,

TERRORISTS UNDRESS IN STABLE; THE

POLICE FORCED TO DEFEND THEMSELVES and THE

CLITORIS OF DELORES JUDGED TO BE

THE BIGGEST IN THE LAND.  Clandestine pictures

Of Delores’s clitoris sold

The most, while Isobel’s dear rear, Duke Archibald’s

Huge anus and Jon’s large and turgid

Penis, did OK. Our Dolly was

Beatified.  A statue featured her

Huge tongue.  It’s time to end this.  Slurp, kind sir!

THE END

© izzy sommers, md., retired, Welland, Canada, July 9, 2013